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Old 09-25-2007, 11:40 PM   #1
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Man, dis dem Spice Girls... Death Proof.. now that's the sheznit...

...and I think
I'm smitten lol... Zoe Bell

Man.. I think I'll just give up on Winona...

..ok folkes.. me thinks I'm going to watch the film backwards and see if it has any secret messages..lol


..watch it if you haven't already
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Old 09-26-2007, 05:53 AM   #2
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Now I know it's pretty late (some of you east coasters are waking up right now) and I am more than my fair share of cups into it, but Jammy could you translate this for me. I seem to have left my American-Canadian dictionary at the strip club about 4 hours ago.
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Old 09-26-2007, 10:11 AM   #3
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Now I know it's pretty late (some of you east coasters are waking up right now) and I am more than my fair share of cups into it, but Jammy could you translate this for me. I seem to have left my American-Canadian dictionary at the strip club about 4 hours ago.
Warch it, eh
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Old 09-26-2007, 10:42 AM   #4
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Man, dis dem Spice Girls... Death Proof.. now that's the sheznit...

...and I think
I'm smitten lol... Zoe Bell

Man.. I think I'll just give up on Winona...

..ok folkes.. me thinks I'm going to watch the film backwards and see if it has any secret messages..lol


..watch it if you haven't already
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Now I know it's pretty late (some of you east coasters are waking up right now) and I am more than my fair share of cups into it, but Jammy could you translate this for me. I seem to have left my American-Canadian dictionary at the strip club about 4 hours ago.
I think they use some crazy language up there in Canada that no one can understand. Something "Quebecer" or something?
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Old 09-26-2007, 10:57 AM   #5
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Our good friend Scarr has watched Quentin Tarantino's latest: Death Proof, and enjoyed it.
Part of said enjoyment was due to the young female star of the movie, Zoe Bell - and he urges us all to watch the film.

He also claims that his attraction to Ms. Bell may override his attraction to "Winona" - which will come as a great relief to her team of lawyers and round the clock security.

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Old 09-26-2007, 11:20 AM   #6
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Our good friend Scarr has watched Quentin Tarantino's latest: Death Proof, and enjoyed it.
Part of said enjoyment was due to the young female star of the movie, Zoe Bell - and he urges us all to watch the film.

He also claims that his attraction to Ms. Bell may override his attraction to "Winona" - which will come as a great relief to her team of lawyers and round the clock security.

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..now I jus'be a'borrowin yer pony fer a bit... promiss to return after im'n'I get a'pint a'ol pub we be

and bys'a'by.. is Newfy it is.. none ner Keybek lingo'ere
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I've told you before Scarr...
Hands (and all other body parts) off my pony!!!
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Old 09-26-2007, 11:34 AM   #8
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I've told you before Scarr...
Hands (and all other body parts) off my pony!!!
mmm.. but pony want to sit in my stew pot.... he said so
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Aye, hi'da nail on der'ead E did... ol Memmie thar be 'cool cart...

..now I jus'be a'borrowin yer pony fer a bit... promiss to return after im'n'I get a'pint a'ol pub we be

and bys'a'by.. is Newfy it is.. none ner Keybek lingo'ere


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Scarsgaard would like to build spec houses in Southern Kansas, but he is unsure of the effects that the recent change in interest rates will have on the long-term value of homes in the Midwest. He is also entertaining the notion of investing in ice cream carts, peddling his products on the streets of Portland.

Scarsgaard would like to aquire a small breed of horse, possible on loan from another DDO community member. He may or may not have several drinks with this animal at a local drinking establishment. If you are unable to locate him or the horse, that would be the first place to look.

I have absolutely no idea what the last part means...possibly something about Newt Gingrich or an opinion about using aluminum foil to enhance TV reception.
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For some reason Scars be remindin I o that McGowan fellow from Ireland with the heavy accent ye cannae understan, in particular this here tune:

Says my aul wan to your aul wan
Will ye go to the waxies dargle?
Says your aul wan to my aul wan,
I havent got a farthing.
I went up to monto town
To see uncle mcardle
But he wouldnt give me a half a crown
For to go to the waxies dargle.

What will ya have? !
Ill have a pint!
Ill have a pint with you, sir!
And if one of ya doesnt order soon
Well be chucked out of the boozer...

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Old 09-28-2007, 05:51 PM   #11
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Last night as I slept
I dreamt I met with behan
I shook him by the hand and we passed the time of day
When questioned on his views
On the crux of lifes philosophies
He had but these few clear and simple words to say

I am going, I am going
Any which way the wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing

I have cursed, bled and sworn
Jumped bail and landed up in jail
Life has often tried to stretch me
But the rope always was slack
And now that Ive a pile
Ill go down to the chelsea
Ill walk in on my feet
But Ill leave there on my back

Because I am going, I am going
Any which way the wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing

Oh the words that he spoke
Seemed the wisest of philosophies
Theres nothing ever gained
By a wet thing called a tear
When the world is too dark
And I need the light inside of me
Ill walk into a bar
And drink fifteen pints of beer

Iam going, I am going
Any which way the wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing

I am going, I am going
Any which way the wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing
Where streams of whiskey are flowing
Where streams of whiskey are flowing


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