The Khyber Horquirer

[Hordo]

Are you into the gossipy innuendo driven drama we have on Khyber?

Then this is the thread for you!

Yours truly, Khyber's own investigative reporter will be lighting the flames of drama right here on a regular basis.

So check back soon for your first taste of Khyber at its most acerbic!



Hordo

[InfidelofHaLL]

Originally Posted by Hordo

Are you into the gossipy innuendo driven drama we have on Khyber?

Then this is the thread for you!

Yours truly, Khyber's own investigative reporter will be lighting the flames of drama right here on a regular basis.

So check back soon for your first taste of Khyber at its most acerbic!



Hordo

i thought the first version was already out

[babygirl]

Originally Posted by Hordo

Are you into the gossipy innuendo driven drama we have on Khyber?

Then this is the thread for you!

Yours truly, Khyber's own investigative reporter will be lighting the flames of drama right here on a regular basis.

So check back soon for your first taste of Khyber at its most acerbic!



Hordo

boring!!!

[Hordo]

Babygirl, Infidel, Hordo and the rest of the troublemakers are all in a Shroud party together, thus the forums are officially dead.

Yes, this means you folks are boring. We can't find one thing good to read while shrining.

We are calling you out Khyber.

You suck.

Give us some Forums drama while we quest for goodness' sake!

[Arkat]

I like puppies.

[Talish]

Originally Posted by Arkat

I like puppies.

Nah Kittens are cuter.

[Lady_Draconus]

Originally Posted by Hordo

Babygirl, Infidel, Hordo and the rest of the troublemakers are all in a Shroud party together, thus the forums are officially dead.

Yes, this means you folks are boring. We can't find one thing good to read while shrining.

We are calling you out Khyber.

You suck.

Give us some Forums drama while we quest for goodness' sake!

You can't be in Shroud if the server have been down most of the night. Unless you managed to quick lvl a toon on Thelanis. Which I did not see you there. Khyber Refuges are flocking to Thelanis for a good time. Too bad you missed it.

[InfidelofHaLL]

Originally Posted by Lady_Draconus

You can't be in Shroud if the server have been down most of the night. Unless you managed to quick lvl a toon on Thelanis. Which I did not see you there. Khyber Refuges are flocking to Thelanis for a good time. Too bad you missed it.

servers came up ~8pm est for khyber

[Lady_Draconus]

Originally Posted by InfidelofHaLL

servers came up ~8pm est for khyber

And was down again by 9pm CST my husband tried to log in and it was down. My husband had been trying off and on since 6pm CST with no luck. I do know it came up for a short time because two people I was grouping with left for Khyber for the short time it did come up.

[sirgog]

Originally Posted by Arkat

I like puppies.

Kittens taste better.

[Hordo]

Originally Posted by Lady_Draconus

And was down again by 9pm CST my husband tried to log in and it was down. My husband had been trying of and on since 6pm CST with no luck. I do know it came up for a short time because two people I was grouping with left for Khyber for the short time it did come up.

I was online from about 8pm until nearly midnight. Did a Shroud and a Hound...boy what a Hound run (F'ing n00bs! I started it, but wasn't the only one who forgot to pick up the quest! ROFLMAO! Think it was me, Infi and Baptism...anyway we needed a bit of rescuing...then the rescuer needed rescuing...clusterF if I ever saw one! Funny as heck).

The whole time Babygirl was talking up a storm and we even got Infi to talk once or twice! I mean, really, send a girl a few innocent, innocuous /tells and she lets her dirty mind run amok. I can't wait to see what shizzle she posts on here and how she tries to spin the supposedly 'dirty /tells' I was sending her in the Shroud and Hound last night. Hardly suggestive is what I'd say.

Shroud group freaking rocked though. One cleric, two bards, healing no problem, DPS was outstanding and almost took Harry down in one round in part 4. Once we got to the Hound our group had no probs there either...it was just too funny getting there in the first place!

Oh, and by the way, Infi when you read this, I was gonna ask you where you wanted your toons body to be sent after Babygirl kills your @$$ in the Qwijilack Special Saturday Night Fight? Strakeln can say last rights as the High Priest of Gornn, and I can recite a kaddish for you as the High Rabbi of Gornn. Gornn, well, we'll see if he's up to giving you a goodbye /hug!

---Laughing not on the inside, but blatantly in front of you,

Hordo

[KenKan]

It is true Hordo causes many deaths in a Hound run tonight. He started off by being nice and offering to switch toons (Thinks he planned it). After an easy walk over to the Hound where Hordo didn't manage to get he killed a single time. We get ready to step in then BAMMM! Hordo forgot the quest. (Or so he says) To which a brave fighter (Bap don't remember rest of name) recalls out and so does another brave bard (Infi). (Maybe the bard wasn't brave but helpful). They manage to just barely get by the first group of skellies only to be almost taken out by the second group. To which Hordo asks the Bard are you going to heal me? So the Bard pulls out his Cure Light wands and begins wand whipping Hordo. Then POW! Hordo Dies. The mighty bard raises Hordo and they continue on their march. At which point and time the spiders kill Hordo again. So our fearless Leader chooses to recall out and go help. When they reach the beholder they all are killed due to Hordo charging off and pulling the beholder back like a scared chicken screaming something about where is his mighty love of his life (Aussie). (Another part of his plan). So the second Clr recalls out and comes to raise all the dead people at which point and time the Brave bard realizing that Hordo is going to require his Own Clr just to keep him alive offers to switch over so that the small brave group can get Hordo back to the Hound. We manage after many deaths to get into the next section only to find Hordo Lay on the group laughing at us. But at last we must continue forward. Only to watch Hordo get stoned, fingered, neg lvled, and die many more times. (All while he ran around the area screaming "Where is my Love" "I need my woman" "I want my mommy". At last we finally make it to the quest. Many broken items later and almost 31 minutes of pure nightmarish hell all because Hordo had a master plan to get Babygirl and Infi to die more then he normally does. How ever Mr. Hordo to their credit they manage to out wit you and keep themselves alive far more often then you did. Hmmmm I wonder why?

Finally after everything was said and done Hordo said if I don't see something on the forums about this you are all P****. When everything was over with more then half the group ran away without even a goodbye or good luck or happy hunting. Was this Hordo's Master plan all along or was it to prove that he can die as often as Lainney one can only wonder

[babygirl]

In all fairness it was Hordo and Baptism that forgot the quest, Infidel was just simply being the sweet and caring guy that he always is and recalled out to help you two dumba**es...then you three dumba**es died so being the sweetheart that I am I recalled out to help you three dumba**es. We then get to the room where the first named can pop, now the three dumba**es end up dying while I the "sweetheart" runs around with a beholder,ice and flesh renders chasing after my sexiness after I told them to bite me, I start running around trying to get up the dumba**es, it does me no good cause everytime I got them up they would just die again, one says put up a bb to which I reply I don't have it loaded I was loaded for hound as I had been in there then recalled cause I'm such a sweetheart to help I the "sweetheart" then die I know sad isn't it.....I recall and come back to run and find a brave wizard who has recalled out to help....during this time I swear if it wasn't for the sound of my voice everyone would have said screw this so I continued to talk to keep everyone together lol! one of the dumba**es then switched to his cleric cause after telling the beholder,ice and flesh renders to bite me I was scared to go alone (what a nice guy) he then grabbed me by my...oh wait sorry that is for another time...After just finishing a shroud run with a horny old man sending me dirty tells I was just about done....We finally made it and thank god we completed!!! Both the shroud and hound were fun I had a blast all of you are welcome on my VOD tonight LOL! Gornn you should come this time

[Arkat]

Originally Posted by babygirl

Gornn you should come this time

Isn't that up to you?

[babygirl]

Originally Posted by Arkat

Isn't that up to you?

I may let him come out and play if he promises to behave!

[InfidelofHaLL]

I have no comment for any of this except for the fact everyone knows its a lie due to teh fact i never talk ingame I only type

[Lady_Draconus]

Originally Posted by Hordo

I was online from about 8pm until nearly midnight. Did a Shroud and a Hound...boy what a Hound run (F'ing n00bs! I started it, but wasn't the only one who forgot to pick up the quest! ROFLMAO! Think it was me, Infi and Baptism...anyway we needed a bit of rescuing...then the rescuer needed rescuing...clusterF if I ever saw one! Funny as heck).

The whole time Babygirl was talking up a storm and we even got Infi to talk once or twice! I mean, really, send a girl a few innocent, innocuous /tells and she lets her dirty mind run amok. I can't wait to see what shizzle she posts on here and how she tries to spin the supposedly 'dirty /tells' I was sending her in the Shroud and Hound last night. Hardly suggestive is what I'd say.

Shroud group freaking rocked though. One cleric, two bards, healing no problem, DPS was outstanding and almost took Harry down in one round in part 4. Once we got to the Hound our group had no probs there either...it was just too funny getting there in the first place!

Oh, and by the way, Infi when you read this, I was gonna ask you where you wanted your toons body to be sent after Babygirl kills your @$$ in the Qwijilack Special Saturday Night Fight? Strakeln can say last rights as the High Priest of Gornn, and I can recite a kaddish for you as the High Rabbi of Gornn. Gornn, well, we'll see if he's up to giving you a goodbye /hug!

---Laughing not on the inside, but blatantly in front of you,

Hordo

Maybe once you got in you were lucky? I looked at the clock (atomic) and it said 9pm when he tried to log in and there was a big red X next to Khyber. *shrugs*

[Hordo]

Originally Posted by Lady_Draconus

Maybe once you got in you were lucky? I looked at the clock (atomic) and it said 9pm when he tried to log in and there was a big red X next to Khyber. *shrugs*

I just think you are such a goober you can't log in. I was switching accounts left and right for a while there. Quitting the game, re-signing in and all that...never a hitch. Maybe the Nerf they tried to hit me with got you instead due to your insane jealousy of my near proximity to true hummus with pine nuts goodness.

Originally Posted by KenKan

It is true Hordo causes many deaths in a Hound run tonight. He started off by being nice and offering to switch toons (Thinks he planned it). After an easy walk over to the Hound where Hordo didn't manage to get he killed a single time. We get ready to step in then BAMMM! Hordo forgot the quest. (Or so he says) To which a brave fighter (Bap don't remember rest of name) recalls out and so does another brave bard (Infi). (Maybe the bard wasn't brave but helpful). They manage to just barely get by the first group of skellies only to be almost taken out by the second group. To which Hordo asks the Bard are you going to heal me? So the Bard pulls out his Cure Light wands and begins wand whipping Hordo. Then POW! Hordo Dies. The mighty bard raises Hordo and they continue on their march. At which point and time the spiders kill Hordo again. So our fearless Leader chooses to recall out and go help. When they reach the beholder they all are killed due to Hordo charging off and pulling the beholder back like a scared chicken screaming something about where is his mighty love of his life (Aussie). (Another part of his plan). So the second Clr recalls out and comes to raise all the dead people at which point and time the Brave bard realizing that Hordo is going to require his Own Clr just to keep him alive offers to switch over so that the small brave group can get Hordo back to the Hound. We manage after many deaths to get into the next section only to find Hordo Lay on the group laughing at us. But at last we must continue forward. Only to watch Hordo get stoned, fingered, neg lvled, and die many more times. (All while he ran around the area screaming "Where is my Love" "I need my woman" "I want my mommy". At last we finally make it to the quest. Many broken items later and almost 31 minutes of pure nightmarish hell all because Hordo had a master plan to get Babygirl and Infi to die more then he normally does. How ever Mr. Hordo to their credit they manage to out wit you and keep themselves alive far more often then you did. Hmmmm I wonder why?

Finally after everything was said and done Hordo said if I don't see something on the forums about this you are all P****. When everything was over with more then half the group ran away without even a goodbye or good luck or happy hunting. Was this Hordo's Master plan all along or was it to prove that he can die as often as Lainney one can only wonder

Dude, whatever it is you were smoking...you keep right on smoking it.

Originally Posted by babygirl

In all fairness it was Hordo and Baptism that forgot the quest, Infidel was just simply being the sweet and caring guy that he always is and recalled out to help you two dumba**es...then you three dumba**es died so being the sweetheart that I am I recalled out to help you three dumba**es. We then get to the room where the first named can pop, now the three dumba**es end up dying while I the "sweetheart" runs around with a beholder,ice and flesh renders chasing after my sexiness after I told them to bite me, I start running around trying to get up the dumba**es, it does me no good cause everytime I got them up they would just die again, one says put up a bb to which I reply I don't have it loaded I was loaded for hound as I had been in there then recalled cause I'm such a sweetheart to help I the "sweetheart" then die I know sad isn't it.....I recall and come back to run and find a brave wizard who has recalled out to help....during this time I swear if it wasn't for the sound of my voice everyone would have said screw this so I continued to talk to keep everyone together lol! one of the dumba**es then switched to his cleric cause after telling the beholder,ice and flesh renders to bite me I was scared to go alone (what a nice guy) he then grabbed me by my...oh wait sorry that is for another time...After just finishing a shroud run with a horny old man sending me dirty tells I was just about done....We finally made it and thank god we completed!!! Both the shroud and hound were fun I had a blast all of you are welcome on my VOD tonight LOL! Gornn you should come this time

Well, this is at least closer to the truth. But let's face it she puts on a brave face calling us dumba**es and such but the real deal is all the mushy stuff she was sending me in /tells to which I responded. You did threaten to publish those, my hormonal torontonian, so let's see just what you got up those sleeves?

p.s. Infi does mostly type, but he did speak on 3 separate occasions that I recall and only for one sentence at best. He is a surly one indeed! He may just be in need of a smackdown! Oh, that's right, he's gonna get whupped by a GIRL on Saturday!

[babygirl]

Originally Posted by InfidelofHaLL

I have no comment for any of this except for the fact everyone knows its a lie due to teh fact i never talk ingame I only type

its okay me and you know that you were only talking to me

[babygirl]

I need not expose your true feelings on here hordo....