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[Cordovan]

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[UurlockYgmeov]

If you could make your own Festivult cookie, what would it be, and what would it do?

Shape of a Harp - Gilded with silver and powdered moonstone - would mimic the harper pin.

[geoffhanna]

Angelfood cake (made with actual angels!)

The lucky consumer is blessed with a ten-minute Fly spell

[Fnordian]

"If you could make your own Festivult cookie, what would it be, and what would it do?"

It would be chocolate chip and it would taste delicious!

It would also charm all nearby mobs with no saving throw for an hour and they would follow me around the quest munching cookies, dispatching other mobs and occasionally breaking into song and dance routines.

[Ebergar]

Lasagna cookie,

It would transform user into sleepy, grumpy, fat, ugly and spider-hating glutton.

Wait... did I say TRANSFORM?

[Memnir]

If you could make your own Festivult cookie, what would it be, and what would it do?






Murlynd's Cookie

This simple cookie tastes like mush, but is none the less very filling and beneficial to the one who eats it.

In public or in quests, the imbiber of this not-so-tasty treat gains the benefit of a Heal Spell, and the effects of Hero's Feast.

[Enoach]

Inspire Competence in the shape of a Lute or a musical note

Gives a +2 untyped bonus to all skill checks. Duration 4 minutes

[Fnordian]

Angelfood cake (made with actual angels!)

The lucky consumer is blessed with a ten-minute Fly spell

And I bet it tastes divine!

[ComicRelief]

It would be in the shape of a Cannith calculating device and it would track all your movements, remember your toon's preferences, and occasionally transfer all that data to some scribe who will then send you various advertismentment scrolls (via the Courier's guild) specfically designed for you based on where you went and what you did; these ads will automatically appear in your backpack at random intervals throughout the day. You can turn-in 100 such unsolicited ads for a new, spicy variety of Kargon's Tasty Ham that comes in a pre-processed, sealed metallic container (with it's own opening device) for easy carrying in your backpack. This new variety of Kargon's Tasty Ham is in a concentrated form that provides double initial healing and healing-over-time potency, with none of the annoying side-effects.

Unfortunately, the personalized ads do not stack and it is sometimes difficult to distinguish them from regular scrolls (thay have, in fact, been known to appear as Scolls of Healing, with a UMD of zero).

Even though there is information on how to "opt-out" of receiving the ads on each individual scroll, it seems the more you follow the directions to opt-out, the more frequently the ads appear. Some have claimed that if you ignore them long enough, they will stop showing up after approx. 6 months, but this has not been substantiated.

[nibel]

Shadow cookie, covered in black frosting.

Gives you evasion for 30 seconds, even if you are wearing medium or heavy armor.

[Trillea]

Lolth cookie, in the shape of a drider.

It would give eyebeams that prevented spellcasting of whoever it hit for 10 seconds.

[Graskitch]

this should have been an actual contest by the jester for designing a cookie for festivult, with the winner getting a cookie jar or a lump of coal.

I would like to see:

a tiefling or shadar-kai cookie that grants invisibility for a short time (like the invisibility guard from the cloak of night) which is not interrupted by attacking/interaction

a gnomish invention cookie - made with nuts and bolts; when consumed by any other race other than warforged causes damage and crippling effect; when consumed by warforged, functions as a repair serious, and when consumed by warforged artificer, functions as a repair serious but also grants a boost to the active runearm.

mushroom cookie - transforms the consumer into a myconid

mimic cookie - transforms the consumer into a stationary mimic which is locked; people can unlock you and open the chest for level 35 loot, and you can reroll the loot for astral shards. but you cannot actually take the loot out of the chest, the looter just becomes poisoned and paralyzed/glued to the mimic chest. this would function similar to the cake genie.



I also think the druid reincarnation spell should visibly transform the recipient into the incarnate form.

[xaul17]

Ninja Cookie: Shape? Still unknown, as no one has ever seen it.... Must look pretty epic though!
Grants: Invisiblity and +10 hide/move silently for 2 minutes
Also has cosmetic aftereffect until the player logs, giving a similar effect that the Shadowfell Regalia gives! :-D

[nordlav]

Crumbs from a Fire Giant's spice cookie. Provides +6 saccharin strength bonus for 1 minute.

[Ebondevil]

It would be an Epic Cookie of Development and it would make epic quests fun instead of a slog through tons of HP.

[LFKnowledge]

If you could make your own Festivult cookie, what would it be, and what would it do?

It would be a cookie in the shape of a ball (golf ball size) and would taste like cheese. Not airy like a cheese puff, and not solid like a block of cheese. It would have the soft and chewy consistency of a freshly baked cookie, but with a strong cheddar taste.

It would, of course, cast cloudkill.

[Havok.cry]

The DNT_TBD Cookie: formed out of pure unadulterated sarcasm, this cookie can produce the effects of mind fog, hypnotic pattern and the shadowfell effect all at the same time.

[pjstechie]

A DDOCast cookie!

this cookie gives you an open mic to tell the world whatever you like in 30 seconds!

[DrowsworD]

If you could make your own Festivult cookie, what would it be, and what would it do?

Barkskin Cookie: Cinnamon, Ginger, Nuts - in the shape of a twig
This cookie gives the Barkskin spell 2x enhanced

Stoneskin Cookie: Rock sugar, Rock gut, Stone ground meal - in the shape of a crystal
This cookie gives the Stoneskin spell for 2x enhanced

[PuppiesAndRainbows]

Festivult dog biscuits

Keep the wolf busy while I eat my cookies.