I have arrived! Happy Festivult!

[Festivult_Jester]

I have arrived in Stormreach to trade your Copper, Silver, and Gold coins for fun cookies - and more! I will be here through January 12th. Happy Festivult!

[Mindos]

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[unacceptable]

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wait! The festivult jester isn't real?

[Cordovan]

Sorry to debunk the conspiracy, but I fixed the URL of the Jester's image. I asked him if it was okay, and he said yes.

[Dandonk]

Merry Festivult!

[Vellrad]

Sorry to debunk the conspiracy, but I fixed the URL of the Jester's image. I asked him if it was okay, and he said yes.

We know better

[Lifespawn]

the jester is also the cube which is just a face for the community reps there the secret is out.

[patang01]

Sorry to debunk the conspiracy, but I fixed the URL of the Jester's image. I asked him if it was okay, and he said yes.

The truth comes out and now I feel fooled for having believed in the jester all those years. How could you?

[Miow]

I wonder if there any new goodies that might be available that are worthy of bleeding fingers for coins? Any chance you can let us know?

[UurlockYgmeov]

I have arrived in Stormreach to trade your Copper, Silver, and Gold coins for fun cookies - and more! I will be here through January 12th. Happy Festivult!

And the price of milk just skyrocketed! (Demand for milk increased due to overwhelming magical urge to 'dunk' cookies) ;p

[Havok.cry]

Dear Festivult Jester,
When will you make returning lumps of coal for the eternally misbehaving? I would really like a proper reward for my efforts upon some future festivult.
Sincerly,
A Random Citizen of Stormreach with delusions of Grandeur

[zaphear]

Here is something for your Lump of Coal.


This has to be ONE OF, mind you there have been quite a few, THE BIGGEST wastes of Dev time yet. I can't believe you guys thought this was a good development plan? Seriously? Throw worthless one shot cookie spells at us and call it a day right. Oh! But possibly a chance at a +4 tome! If you click a couple thousand times and sieve through dozens of one shot cookies..maybe. I'd rather have a lump of coal in my bags than 3 slots of useless coins and numerous junk cookie spells. It's like you WANT us to waste our inventory space.. Is that how you guys get your Christmas Bonus or something? More Inventory Spaces sold the bigger the bonus? Whatever it is.. BAH FREAKING HUMBUG to your worthless holiday event.

[gphysalis]

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The Festival Jester has a join date before Cordovan

[AlmGhandi]

the jester is also the cube which is just a face for the community reps there the secret is out.

There is no truth... only Zuul.

[Ungood]

cool image by the way!

[Dark_Helmet]

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The Jester was given infraction points due to posting a screenshot of a flying exploit. The chat log was removed so you couldn't see how it was done.

There is another place where the Jester is allowed to talk freely.

[parowan]

And the price of milk just skyrocketed! (Demand for milk increased due to overwhelming magical urge to 'dunk' cookies) ;p

Exactly. All you conspiracy theorists who are trying to uncover the true identity of the Jester have missed this important clue. My research has led me to instead suspect Waank d'Udder of House Holstein, the powerful dairy farm cartel based just outside of Stormreach, which has controlled and manipulated dairy prices in Xen'drik ever since Stormreach's founding.

[butlerfamilywa]

I just throw my coins away now that we are getting +1 Stat Tomes from the Gold Coin turn in. Yes, I know this for a fact as it happened to me, and when I submitted a ticket, I was told it was WAI.

Sorry, just no reason to spend the time on it anymore, +1's are useless.

[buckwiz]

i love cookies as much as any fat man< push ale aside> " would said cookies"

[moomooprincess]

I like the Festivult. It is free. If I am unhappy, I could choose to not even take the coins out of the chest. or, I could just put the coins on the Auction House for lower than others and make some easy plat. For some reason, none of the complainers mention that.

I am addicted to Risia.

I like Midwinter Ice Skating Challenge in Eveningstar.

I am addicted to Crystal Cove.


The Traveller and his egg hunt was way too repetitive, but I wish it would come back because I still have some of those tokens to burn.

That just leaves Mabar, I think, unless I missed an event. I tolerate Mabar. But if I can't play during Mabar I am not unhappy.

I sure wish there would have been a Fernia Lava Games for the Summer Olympics.

An idea for an event for World Cup Soccer.


Let the player become a soccer ball in a (Frost, Cloud, Mountain, Fire, Hill) Giant Soccer contest where the giants kick us/throw us. Or make it a handball game, and the giant reaches down and picks us up and hurls us at the goal.

Create a split screen. One screen has a giant that is kicking/throwing (us) and the other screen has a giant that is in the goaltender.

You have the giant running at the ball(us) and we have to control and position ourselves to be kicked/thrown into the net while we view where the goaltender is. Have the occasional defender come in and block our shot by kicking us backwards(making more of an unknown challenge), and of course the goalie able to block or catch the shot. All this is preset by a random roll of our success, plus our positioning at the time of the kick/throw to increase the chance.