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    *Yark*
    *Yark*

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    Yark?
    Why everybody always picking on kobolds?

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    Yark! Yark yark yark.
    Kobold hate you even more now!

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    This job sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaman_Har-Har View Post
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    Kobold use paragraphs! *Yark*
    Yip Yip Hooray!

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    Yark yark yark! Yark yark yark yark yark yark!
    Kobold wise kobold follow

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    Yark! Yark yark yark, yark yark!!

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    Hahaha, I absolutely love this!

    "Kobold was going to eat shinies! Orrrr... at least try."

    "Really? No teleporter? REALLY?"

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    yark. Err, yark. Yark!
    Wiki dashboard with some useful stealthplay links. LONG LIVE STEALTH!
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    Yark! Yark yark yark, yarkyark yark yaryark Yark. Yark! Yark yarkyaryayark yarky yar yark. Yark yark yark Yark Yark yark-yark yarkyarkyark yark-yark Yark yark. Yark yaryayark, yark yark Yarkyark Yarkark. Yark. Yark yark! Yark yark yark. Yark, "yark" yarkyark "yark yark" yark, yark: "Yark yark yark, yark! Yark, yark. Yark, yark, yark yark yarkyark!"

    Yarkyark yark.

    York.
    Just a random, forgettable NPC doing things an NPC does
    Things that NPCs do include, but are not limited to:

    Having a gold goblet over my head to indicate availability of a quest
    Having a catchphrase that never really catches on
    Having various rewards that are generally not worth the trouble
    Wandering around randomly
    Giving out obvious information if it wasn't obvious enough
    Repeating the same lines over and over again
    Repeating the same lines over and over again

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    Icons of Khyber and prayer beads
    So much better than heroic deeds
    If you don't hop up that sewer wall
    Adventurers are gonna make you fall
    Yarkety Yark (don't jump back)

    Just remember the Waterworks
    Those adventurers are such jerks
    Just get all shinies out of sight
    Or humans will take them in a fight
    Yarkety Yark (don't jump back)

    You just put on your skull mask, ick
    And then you'll look just like Kasquick
    Being descended from dragons
    Kobold always prone to braggin'
    Yarkety Yark (don't jump back)

    We gonna mine the shinies
    Smokin' crystal, don't blow please
    Transport back to the Foreman
    This job is such a bore, man
    Yarkety Yark (don't jump back)
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    Quote Originally Posted by LrdSlvrhnd View Post
    Icons of Khyber and prayer beads
    So much better than heroic deeds
    If you don't hop up that sewer wall
    Adventurers are gonna make you fall
    Yarkety Yark (don't jump back)

    Just remember the Waterworks
    Those adventurers are such jerks
    Just get all shinies out of sight
    Or humans will take them in a fight
    Yarkety Yark (don't jump back)

    Just put on your skull mask, ick
    And then you look like Kasquick
    Being descended from dragons
    Kobold always prone to braggin'
    Yarkety Yark (don't jump back)

    We gonna mine the shinies
    Smokin' crystal, don't blow please
    Transport back to the Foreman
    This job is such a bore, man
    Yarkety Yark (don't jump back)
    *Sniffs* That was a yark of perfect yark!
    Power corrupts. Absolute power is really kinda neat.

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    Yark, yark, yark, yark, yark... ...yark yark.

    Kobold spend tu much time at bar wit piratesses.
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    Yark.
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    Oh, Yark!

    So... Shiny...

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    Talking kilroy

    Kray, kray... yark
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    There was a young Kobold named Yark,
    Who lived in the sewers of Yark,
    But when shinies in Yark,
    Brought adventurers to Yark,
    That kobold expired with a "Yark!"

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    Dizafrabadoo!
    Quote Originally Posted by Arkat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Aelonwy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    The release notes themselves are essentially the same as was seen on Lamannia most recently.
    This^, in so many words, is how you say time and feedback on Lamannia are wasted.
    Indeed...grammar and spelling corrected, though.

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