The DDO Chronicle: Issue 350

[Oliveyew]

Thank you for reading the DDO Chronicle! Don't forget to reply below to the Chronicle Comment for your chance to win 500 DDO Points. We'll select a random winner after Noon Eastern on Thursday, September 19th. Good luck!

[Arkat]

Certainly not, "I'm OK - You're OK".

This sounds like a repeat question, btw.

[The_Human_Cypher]

Mostly trashy novels from the 1970s and early 80s.

[rabidfox]

A book titled "Our house, in the middle of our street"

[Saekee]

It’s the cover, parchment and binding materials you need to worry about

[mbartol]

Probably some scorched ones.

[Fnordian]

Aside from the usual selection (e.g., Unstable Alchemical Solutions, Polywogs, Polymorphs & Transmogrifications, Casual Demon Conjuring, Creating and Navigating Inter-dimensional Portals, Becoming a God in Three-to-Five Days, Hosting a Cucumber Sandwich Party, etc.), there would be a sizable selection of books containing indecipherable runes that shift around on the pages and slowly drive the reader insane, several ancient tomes possessed by spirits, and a very large and heavy steel-bound volume that's locked up tight, inscribed with eldritch symbols and decorated with crayon doodles of pandas.

[Hazelnut]

Aside from the usual selection (e.g., Unstable Alchemical Solutions, Polywogs, Polymorphs & Transmogrifications, Casual Demon Conjuring, Creating and Navigating Inter-dimensional Portals, Becoming a God in Three-to-Five Days, Hosting a Cucumber Sandwich Party, etc.), there would be a sizable selection of books containing indecipherable runes that shift around on the pages and slowly drive the reader insane, several ancient tomes possessed by spirits, and a very large and heavy steel-bound volume that's locked up tight, inscribed with eldritch symbols and decorated with crayon doodles of pandas.

Inside of which is the complete "My Little Pony" series.

P.S. you made me laugh Fnordian, you deserve to win.

P.P.S. This counts as my entry into the contest. If I win, I'm keeping the points.

[dsmwhiteknight]

Definitely some book about Xoriat!

[Memnir]

What kind of books would you expect to find in a mad wizards library?

Xorn porn.

[btolson]

The kind that fly.

[Lanadazia]

if its a REALLY mad wizzard he prolly has a huge collection of hentai. thats art btw!

[Velenfein]

DDonomicon

[Jerevth]

The Soul Jar. Making better vessels of your vassals.
Polymorphic Ambitions: Dire Diversity Edition.
Command Slime: Greasing your way up the ladder of advancement.
Confessions of an Elder Brain

[AlmGhandi]

Roget's Thesaurus

[Suggestion]

The Care and Feeding of your Hydra.

[Egilson]

There are no books in the Mad Wizard's library. There haven't been any since the Charming Thief came to visit.

Why did you think the Wizard is Mad?

[Dragonlover333]

Books that repeat themselves but were written with the hope they'd be long enough to prevent people from noticing.

[MrXaatXuun]

Mad Wizardry for Dummies Vol 1-8

[Thar]

Dummies guide to casting fireball.