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05-22-2020, 02:48 PM #1Community Manager
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05-22-2020, 02:59 PM #2Founder & Super Hero
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What is the player character wearing?
The Mighty Servant of Leuk-O
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This^, in so many words, is how you say time and feedback on Lamannia are wasted. Originally Posted by Cordovan
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05-22-2020, 03:01 PM #3Bwest Fwiends
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"An airship is traveling east at 40 miles per hour, and another airship is traveling west at 80 miles per hour. Between them, a player character at maximum encumbrance is falling at 60 miles per hour. What is the player character wearing?"
A look of confusion followed shortly by the ground.Last edited by Memnir; 05-22-2020 at 03:03 PM.
Exit, pursued by a bear. ~ William Shakespeare (stage direction from The Winter's Tale)
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05-22-2020, 03:03 PM #4Traveler of the Skies
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What is the player character wearing?
Whatever they're wearing, it will probably need to be changed very soon.
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05-22-2020, 03:04 PM #5Community Member
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Stone shoes and a smile
In all posts: Assume I'm just providing a personal opinion rather than trying to speak for everyone.
*All posts should be taken as humorously intended and if you are struggling to decide if I insulted you; I didn't.
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05-22-2020, 03:09 PM #6Community Member
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What is the player character wearing?
A backpack that has a huge anvil in it instead of a parachute.
"Swords will cut you wide open!" - Trip Fisk
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05-22-2020, 03:11 PM #7Community Member
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An equip who bugged after update, became above his character level, leading to maximum encumberance.
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05-22-2020, 03:14 PM #8Community Member
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"What is the player character wearing?"
A disjunctioned featherfall ring.
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05-22-2020, 03:14 PM #9Community Member
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They are wearing not-a-str-item.
Torimi, Syken, and Lursana Dragonheart of Phoenix Clan on Orien
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05-22-2020, 03:15 PM #10Community Member
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The GM's patience after submitting a ticket.
After a little Tolkien I am usually up for anything.
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05-22-2020, 03:19 PM #11Community Member
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He's wearing clothes that will contain a huge splat very soon
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05-22-2020, 03:22 PM #12Community Member
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They are wearing a frown as they know they are about to land in the Harbour, which is where they started from. #DoItAgain
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05-22-2020, 03:23 PM #13Community Member
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Technically, you're weightless while falling, so the player character would be unencumbered until reaching the ground. Then they'd be encumbered with death.
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~~ Adrunel - Monkcher. (Moncher?) ~~
Robodoc - FvS Evoker-Healer. Post 19: Ended up LRing into 13/7 forc
Orien server.
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05-22-2020, 03:27 PM #14Community Member
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Cloak of feathers! Originally Posted by Cordovan
Thank you for reading the DDO Chronicle! Don't forget to reply below to the Chronicle Comment for your chance to win 500 DDO Points. We'll select a random winner after Noon Eastern on Friday, May 28th. Good luck!Bought my first dungeon master's guide in 1992. My favourite part of ddo is coffee and slayers
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05-22-2020, 03:33 PM #15Community Member
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What is the player character wearing?
The PC is wearing on my tolerance for word problems.
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05-22-2020, 03:39 PM #16Finder of Garrison's Missing Sock
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Stone Shoes and Stone-forged Gauntlets - The mafia way to go swimming.
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05-22-2020, 03:41 PM #17
The question is, from where did they fall? The answer: teleport before being slain and after being debuffed by several spells
Wiki dashboard with some useful stealthplay links. LONG LIVE STEALTH!
Proud Knight of the Silver Legion, Cannith: Saekee (main) and some others typically parked at some level.
Decreased playtime since update 55 (Summer 2022) as I will not play the level cap increase
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05-22-2020, 03:42 PM #18Community Member
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If he's particularly unlucky, an airship sandwich. (Critical Failure! You roll a 1!)
"The imagination is not … the faculty for forming images of reality; it is the faculty for forming images which go beyond reality..." - Gaston Bachelard
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05-22-2020, 03:42 PM #19The Bashful Balladeer
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A very frightened expression
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05-22-2020, 03:47 PM #20Community Member
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Brick Boots Originally Posted by Cordovan
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