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    Default The DDO Chronicle: Issue 383 is now available!



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    Default What is the player character wearing?

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    The release notes themselves are essentially the same as was seen on Lamannia most recently.
    This^, in so many words, is how you say time and feedback on Lamannia are wasted.

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    "An airship is traveling east at 40 miles per hour, and another airship is traveling west at 80 miles per hour. Between them, a player character at maximum encumbrance is falling at 60 miles per hour. What is the player character wearing?"

    A look of confusion followed shortly by the ground.
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    What is the player character wearing?

    Whatever they're wearing, it will probably need to be changed very soon.

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    Stone shoes and a smile
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    Default What is the player character wearing?

    A backpack that has a huge anvil in it instead of a parachute.
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    An equip who bugged after update, became above his character level, leading to maximum encumberance.

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    "What is the player character wearing?"
    A disjunctioned featherfall ring.

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    They are wearing not-a-str-item.
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    The GM's patience after submitting a ticket.
    After a little Tolkien I am usually up for anything.

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    He's wearing clothes that will contain a huge splat very soon

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    They are wearing a frown as they know they are about to land in the Harbour, which is where they started from. #DoItAgain

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    Technically, you're weightless while falling, so the player character would be unencumbered until reaching the ground. Then they'd be encumbered with death.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post


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    The PC is wearing on my tolerance for word problems.

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    Stone Shoes and Stone-forged Gauntlets - The mafia way to go swimming.

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    The question is, from where did they fall? The answer: teleport before being slain and after being debuffed by several spells
    Wiki dashboard with some useful stealthplay links. LONG LIVE STEALTH!
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    If he's particularly unlucky, an airship sandwich. (Critical Failure! You roll a 1!)
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    A very frightened expression

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    Talking :(

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