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03-19-2021, 05:41 PM #1Community Manager
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03-19-2021, 05:50 PM #2Rat Refugee
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Big Red Chewing Gum. In fact only difference is the fireball does less damage.
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03-19-2021, 05:52 PM #3Community Member
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chicken
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03-19-2021, 05:57 PM #4Community Member
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It tastes like melted lips.
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03-19-2021, 06:00 PM #5Community Member
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If you are human, bacon.
How do you think the term "long pig" has come to be?"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
"Of course it is. Are YOU going to question beholder's artistic sense?"
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03-19-2021, 06:39 PM #6Community Member
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What does getting hit in the face with a Fireball taste like?
Hot Tamales
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03-19-2021, 06:41 PM #7Community Member
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That's a one spicy meatball.
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03-19-2021, 06:43 PM #8Community Member
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Fireballs taste like Bat Guano and Sulfur. The Dungeoneers's Guide to the Multiverse advises wearing full head protection and using an enclosed breathing system at all times when adventuring.
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Exotic Item Recovery Specialist. I wish you all many happy adventures!
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03-19-2021, 06:49 PM #9Community Member
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What does getting hit in the face with a Fireball taste like?
It tastes like the Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango.
Ghallanda: Tervail (solo player)
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03-19-2021, 06:56 PM #10Community Member
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They taste like fried kobold. Don't ask how I know this either.....
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03-19-2021, 07:01 PM #11Community Member
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Bacon is the only reasonable answer.
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03-19-2021, 07:01 PM #12Community Member
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Toothless and bald with burned skin.
Guild I'm one of a kind, Khyber
Current Crew: Raika ~ Carolanne ~ Sulthania ~ Yasminne ~ Zazette
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Guild The Ashen, Khyber (Originally from Riedra)
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03-19-2021, 07:04 PM #13Community Member
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victory
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03-19-2021, 07:05 PM #14Community Member
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It tastes like regret for not preparing more fire protections.
Torimi, Syken, and Lursana Dragonheart of Phoenix Clan on Orien
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03-19-2021, 07:07 PM #15Community Member
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Exactly like Red Bull energy swill, which is actually made outta incinerated kobolds & hairballs...little known fact
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03-19-2021, 07:17 PM #16Community Member
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What does getting hit in the face with a Fireball taste like?
Like a handful of d6s... 8 of them to be precise
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03-19-2021, 07:26 PM #17
Just like everything else, being hit in the face with a fireball tastes like chicken. Barbeque chicken.
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03-19-2021, 07:35 PM #18Bwest Fwiends
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What does getting hit in the face with a Fireball taste like?
Slightly overcooked Flumph.
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Exit, pursued by a bear. ~ William Shakespeare (stage direction from The Winter's Tale)
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03-19-2021, 08:01 PM #19Community Member
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What does getting hit in the face with a Fireball taste like?
It depends.
Any chef can tell the difference between the SLA and the spell. A true connoisseur can wax poetic about the gustatory effects of its various metamagics. An anosmic pleb like me? "Hot"
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03-19-2021, 09:00 PM #20Self-Appointed Coin Lord of the Seas
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Probably tastes like burning.
Just a random, forgettable NPC doing things an NPC does
Things that NPCs do include, but are not limited to:
Having a gold goblet over my head to indicate availability of a quest
Having a catchphrase that never really catches on
Having various rewards that are generally not worth the trouble
Wandering around randomly
Giving out obvious information if it wasn't obvious enough
Repeating the same lines over and over again
Repeating the same lines over and over again
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