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    Big Red Chewing Gum. In fact only difference is the fireball does less damage.

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    chicken
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    It tastes like melted lips.

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    If you are human, bacon.

    How do you think the term "long pig" has come to be?
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    Default What does getting hit in the face with a Fireball taste like?

    Hot Tamales
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    That's a one spicy meatball.

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    Fireballs taste like Bat Guano and Sulfur. The Dungeoneers's Guide to the Multiverse advises wearing full head protection and using an enclosed breathing system at all times when adventuring.
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    Default What does getting hit in the face with a Fireball taste like?

    It tastes like the Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango.
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    They taste like fried kobold. Don't ask how I know this either.....

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    Bacon is the only reasonable answer.

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    Toothless and bald with burned skin.
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    victory

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    It tastes like regret for not preparing more fire protections.
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    Exactly like Red Bull energy swill, which is actually made outta incinerated kobolds & hairballs...little known fact

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    Default What does getting hit in the face with a Fireball taste like?

    Like a handful of d6s... 8 of them to be precise

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    Just like everything else, being hit in the face with a fireball tastes like chicken. Barbeque chicken.
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    Default What does getting hit in the face with a Fireball taste like?

    Slightly overcooked Flumph.
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    Default What does getting hit in the face with a Fireball taste like?

    It depends.

    Any chef can tell the difference between the SLA and the spell. A true connoisseur can wax poetic about the gustatory effects of its various metamagics. An anosmic pleb like me? "Hot"

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    Probably tastes like burning.
    Just a random, forgettable NPC doing things an NPC does
    Things that NPCs do include, but are not limited to:

    Having a gold goblet over my head to indicate availability of a quest
    Having a catchphrase that never really catches on
    Having various rewards that are generally not worth the trouble
    Wandering around randomly
    Giving out obvious information if it wasn't obvious enough
    Repeating the same lines over and over again
    Repeating the same lines over and over again

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