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Damn. I thought we wouldn't see +16 stat items again for a couple years.

Werewolves of Eberron
From the Stormsingers debut single.

I saw a werewolf with a menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Stormreach in the rain
He was looking for the place called the Open Palm Inn
Gonna get an order of grilled turkey leg

Ah-hoo, werewolves of Eberron!
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, werewolves of Eberron!
Ah-hoo

You get tells asking for a guild invite
You better not let him in
Little group summoned them late last night
Werewolves of Eberron again

Ah-hoo, werewolves of Eberron!
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, werewolves of Eberron!
Ah-hoo, huh

He's the hairy handed gent who trashed the market tent
Lately he's been overheard in the Feywild.
You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Chogrum
Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor

Ah-hoo, werewolves of Eberron!
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, werewolves of Eberron!
Ah-hoo

Well, I saw Natt Gann performing in the street
Doin' the werewolves of Eberron!
I saw Tag Hardcastle performing in the street, uh
Doin' the werewolves of Eberron!
I saw a werewolf drinkin' an apple cider at the Phoenix Tavern
His hair was perfect
Ah-hoo, werewolves of Eberron!
Hey draw blood
Ah-hoo, werewolves of Eberron!

Rubberband Lag
From the Stormsingers latest album: Happiness is being with the Stormsingers

Hand me down Van Richten's cane
Hand me down my Elder's Cap
Hurry now and don't be late
'Cause we ain't got time to chat
You and me we're goin' out
To run the latest raid
Guaranteed to blow your mind
So high you won't come down

Hey ya'll prepare yourself for the rubberband lag
You can't move around
With the rubberband lag
You're bound to lose control
When the rubberband starts to lag

Oh boy, this lag is outta sight!
I really hope I make it out allright

Once I went to watch people play
At a stream on the Twitch machine
They was so surprised
I was hypnotized
By the complaining going down
When I saw this short fat guy
Groan about laggin between his foes
Hey, I laughed so hard
'Cause the man got down
When his hit points reached zero.

Hey ya'll prepare yourself for the rubberband lag
You can't move around
With the rubberband lag
You're bound to lose control
When the rubberband starts to lag

Got that rubber band lag
Up between some foes
And then he wriggled it up
All around his nose

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Playin' and movin', not at the same time

Why in the world is it doin' that, oh Lord?

Lord, help him get away

Hey ya'll prepare yourself for the rubberband lag
You can't move around
With the rubberband lag
You're bound to lose control
When the rubberband starts to lag

Rubberband lag, rubberband lag

How much of this stuff do he think we can stand?
So much rhythm, grace, and debonair for one man
And then he had the nerve to wiggle his left toe
Went to his knee, got the feelin' in his head, y'all
Oh, come on baby

Hey ya'll prepare yourself for the rubberband lag
You can't move around
With the rubberband lag
You're bound to lose control
When the rubberband starts to lag

Rubberband lag starts to jam
Moving up and back 'cross the land
Got the player all in it's wake
Everything probably seems outta place
Just move it, just move, move, move it, just
Rubberband, rubberband lag
Just move it, just move, move, move it, just
Rubberband, rubberband lag
Get down, oh, get down low

Wow! A 5,000 character limit *and* you can't create a link to the post? What a time to be alive!

For the sarcasm impaired: This is sarcasm