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  • Damn. I thought we wouldn't see +16 stat items again for a couple years.

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    Werewolves of Eberron
    From the Stormsingers debut single.

    I saw a werewolf with a menu in his hand
    Walking through the streets of Stormreach in the rain
    He was looking for the place called the Open Palm Inn
    Gonna get an order of grilled turkey leg

    Ah-hoo, werewolves of Eberron!
    Ah-hoo
    Ah-hoo, werewolves of Eberron!
    Ah-hoo

    You get tells asking for a guild invite
    You better not let him in
    Little group summoned them late last night
    Werewolves of Eberron again

    Ah-hoo, werewolves of Eberron!
    Ah-hoo
    Ah-hoo, werewolves of Eberron!
    Ah-hoo, huh

    He's the hairy handed gent who trashed the market tent
    Lately he's been overheard in the Feywild.
    You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Chogrum
    Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor

    Ah-hoo, werewolves of Eberron!
    Ah-hoo
    Ah-hoo, werewolves of Eberron!
    Ah-hoo

    Well, I saw Natt Gann performing in the street
    Doin' the werewolves of Eberron!
    I saw Tag Hardcastle performing in the street, uh
    Doin' the werewolves of Eberron!
    I saw a werewolf drinkin' an apple cider at the Phoenix Tavern
    His hair was perfect
    Ah-hoo, werewolves of Eberron!
    Hey draw blood
    Ah-hoo, werewolves of Eberron!
    Rubberband Lag
    From the Stormsingers latest album: Happiness is being with the Stormsingers

    Hand me down Van Richten's cane
    Hand me down my Elder's Cap
    Hurry now and don't be late
    'Cause we ain't got time to chat
    You and me we're goin' out
    To run the latest raid
    Guaranteed to blow your mind
    So high you won't come down

    Hey ya'll prepare yourself for the rubberband lag
    You can't move around
    With the rubberband lag
    You're bound to lose control
    When the rubberband starts to lag

    Oh boy, this lag is outta sight!
    I really hope I make it out allright

    Once I went to watch people play
    At a stream on the Twitch machine
    They was so surprised
    I was hypnotized
    By the complaining going down
    When I saw this short fat guy
    Groan about laggin between his foes
    Hey, I laughed so hard
    'Cause the man got down
    When his hit points reached zero.

    Hey ya'll prepare yourself for the rubberband lag
    You can't move around
    With the rubberband lag
    You're bound to lose control
    When the rubberband starts to lag

    Got that rubber band lag
    Up between some foes
    And then he wriggled it up
    All around his nose

    Guaranteed to blow your mind

    Playin' and movin', not at the same time

    Why in the world is it doin' that, oh Lord?

    Lord, help him get away

    Hey ya'll prepare yourself for the rubberband lag
    You can't move around
    With the rubberband lag
    You're bound to lose control
    When the rubberband starts to lag

    Rubberband lag, rubberband lag

    How much of this stuff do he think we can stand?
    So much rhythm, grace, and debonair for one man
    And then he had the nerve to wiggle his left toe
    Went to his knee, got the feelin' in his head, y'all
    Oh, come on baby

    Hey ya'll prepare yourself for the rubberband lag
    You can't move around
    With the rubberband lag
    You're bound to lose control
    When the rubberband starts to lag

    Rubberband lag starts to jam
    Moving up and back 'cross the land
    Got the player all in it's wake
    Everything probably seems outta place
    Just move it, just move, move, move it, just
    Rubberband, rubberband lag
    Just move it, just move, move, move it, just
    Rubberband, rubberband lag
    Get down, oh, get down low
    Wow! A 5,000 character limit *and* you can't create a link to the post? What a time to be alive!

    For the sarcasm impaired: This is sarcasm
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