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Can't hear them little haters with the kobolds in the way (I am crowdsurfing along the kobold crowd)

Vibing by imagining the eventual future with playable kobolds It's nice

The origins of kobolds in their current D&D iteration are a wildly interesting topic, but I'm definitely glad that even as far back as 3e D&D we didn't have a weird tier-listing system for humanoids the way that giants do with the Ordning (which wasn't strictly speaking factually accurate in...

Because some of us like things

Then make a thread for one of those This kobold thread And we will no longer yark in the dark We will stand up to our full height, all three feet And we will say we deserve to be playable

Yark the herald kobolds sing! Load live spiders in a sling!

This is a problem of scale

Kobold hear that if you have Sharn Prime you can subscribe to one Witch of your choosing every month for no additional cost!

We will no longer yark in the dark!

You get soft warm omelets this way but also? Big curd. Want try small curd omelet with goat cheese, them goats gotta be good for something

Give us the weird dwarves, dig deep into the 3E Forgotten Realms nonsense for things like the Urdunnir

Look, kobold not gonna lie - if kobold candle egg and egg empty, that's just calories, gamer!

Kobold eat egg, just not kobold egg, usually

This does not solve the problem; gnomes walk plantigrade, no tails, their snoofler not good for snoofin' out shinies, their toofs no good for biting stuff - and did u know gnomes don't come from eggs? What kind of creature doesn't come from an egg, for yark's sake!?

Thinking about how much money I'd spend getting kobolds unlocked for my account Playable kobolds could fix me

Brilliant!

I mean. As long as there's Kobold NPC models in the game I reckon it's not as binned as all that - but I also imagine a lot of what applies to Dragonborn could apply to kobold. Plus they've got Tabaxi for tail modeling

Patiently awaiting news pertaining to playable kobolds

"I don't like the idea of other people having fun" energy from the kobold haters. We didn't complain when they added dragonborn, who weren't even in the lore of Eberron at the time, because they're just another avenue for people to enjoy the game and feel cool! Everybody on this forum, playing...