Cleanup on aisle 6 (janitorial appreciation thread)

[kimberlyte]

I noticed a bit of forum drama this morning, and thought that at times, Cordo's job must feel quite like a thankless and unending grind. So I wrote a little something to add a bit of cheer to his day, shamelessly adapted from Gilbert & Sullivan's Major-General's Song.

I am the very model of a gaming forum janitor,
I've information daily coming in to my computer,
I know the trolls of yore and I warn the frequent shitposter,
From loot to outrage threads, my viewpoint is not sinister;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters of the whiner,
I tolerate their grievances, both valid and complainer,
About conspiracy theorem I'm tired of their views,
With mighty hammer swings, I banish all but news.

I'm very good at wading through verbose and endless tiffles,
I know the scientific fact that trolls do not have nipples,
In short, in matters facing me in my monitor,
I am the very model of a gaming forum janitor.

 

[Hobgoblin]

I feel cordovan must struggle with things at times.


nuke the whole forum from orbit. it's the only way to be sure.


this must whisper in his ear a lot

 

[nicholas]

And i missed it? Dam!!!

 

[Christhemiss]

sucks that im on the west coast so was sleeping when the fun happened :(

 

[nicholas]

darn cant use the Wayback Machine either...