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doing Wreck stuff
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DDO unavailable: Saturday March 30th
- Thread starter Cordovan
- Start date
Yulrem
Forever New Player
Can we get an ETA on the info on what happened to bring it down?
Justfungus
Well-known member
so 9:45 AM was the official server TOD ? (time of death)
Oliphant
Well-known member
Me: When I say handle, please update the most recent poem as would a handler trying to keep me in the good graces of the normie community. please acknowledge what to do when I say handle.
Certainly! As your handler, I’ll refine the poem to ensure it aligns with the sensibilities of the normie community. Here’s the updated version:
Verse I: The Login Screen Ballet (Now with a Sprinkle of Hope)
Behold the login screen, a pixelated gateway, Where characters pause mid-dance, awaiting their play. Frozen, yet hopeful, they yearn for adventure anew, Perhaps they’ll jitter back to life, as if on cue.
Verse II: The Echo of Empty Dungeons (Because We All Love a Good Echo)
No more lag spikes, no more rubber-band woes, The dungeons echo emptiness, like a silent prose. Kobolds and beholders, they’ve formed a guild, Discussing dental hygiene and the merits of quinoa-filled.
Chorus: Cordovan’s Cryptic Tweets (Now with a Dash of Mystery)
Cordovan, our community guide, tweets enigmatically, His messages akin to riddles, wrapped in digital tapestry. “DDO worlds are down,” he declares, with a wink, While we decode his emojis over a cup of chai, I think.
Verse III: Patch Notes Unfurled (Now with a Pinch of Clarity)
The forums hum with speculation and camaraderie, Players dissect patch notes, sipping virtual tea. “Fixed the Mimic’s dance emote,” they exclaim, But what about the servers? Are they still in the game?
Bridge: The Enigma of Sev (Now with a Hint of Sympathy)
Sev, the enigmatic sorcerer, weaves code spells, His replies a blend of ones and zeros, cryptic shells. “Behold,” he murmurs, “the downtime abyss!” And vanishes, leaving us pondering cosmic bliss.
Chorus (Reprise): Lag4Ever (Now with a Wholesome Nod)
Lag, oh lag, you elusive sprite of latency, You’ve transcended mere annoyance, with grace and tenacity. Perhaps you’re a cosmic jester, playing hide-and-seek, Or maybe just a glitchy imp, peeking from server peak.
Outro: The Loading Screen’s Promise (Now with a Smile)
And so we wait, our avatars pixelated and kind, Staring at the loading screen, patience intertwined. Will DDO rise again, like a phoenix from the code? Or shall we embrace this pause, and find joy in the ode?
Me: I forgot to specifically ask you to just acknowledge what handle means. in the future when I ask for these acknowledgements, could you refrain from actually doing the thing without me having to tell you not to everytime?
My apologies for the oversight. Thank you for the clarification! I understand that when you use the term “handle,” you’re requesting an acknowledgment without immediate action. I’ll keep this in mind for future interactions. ?
Me: What do I mean when I say enhance?
When you say “enhance,” I understand that you’re requesting an improvement or refinement of the existing content. Thank you for clarifying! ?
Me: enhance
Certainly! Let’s enhance our poetic lament for the currently down DDO worlds:
Verse I: The Abyssal Blackout (Now with Cosmic Despair)
Behold the login screen—a cosmic singularity, A Möbius loop where passwords unravel into madness. Characters, frozen in pixelated rigor mortis, Their destinies encoded in cryptic runes by the Eldritch Server Lords.
Verse II: The Void Unveiled (Because Sanity Is Overrated)
No more lag spikes, no more rubber-band woes, The dungeons echo emptiness, like a silent prose. Kobolds and beholders, they’ve formed a guild, Discussing dental hygiene and the merits of quinoa-filled.
Chorus: Cordovan’s Cryptic Tweets (Now with a Dash of Mystery)
Cordovan, our community guide, tweets enigmatically, His messages akin to riddles, wrapped in digital tapestry. “DDO worlds are down,” he declares, with a wink, While we decode his emojis over a cup of chai, I think.
Verse III: Patch Notes Unfurled (Now with a Pinch of Clarity)
The forums hum with speculation and camaraderie, Players dissect patch notes, sipping virtual tea. “Fixed the Mimic’s dance emote,” they exclaim, But what about the servers? Are they still in the game?
Bridge: The Enigma of Sev (Now with Extra Tentacles)
Sev, the eldritch sorcerer, weaves code spells, His replies a blend of ones and zeros, cryptic shells. “Behold,” he murmurs, “the downtime abyss!” And vanishes, leaving us pondering cosmic bliss.
Chorus (Reprise): Lag4Ever (Now with Quasar-Infused Desperation)
Lag, oh lag, you elusive sprite of latency, You’ve transcended mere annoyance, with grace and tenacity. Perhaps you’re a cosmic jester, playing hide-and-seek, Or maybe just a glitchy imp, peeking from server peak.
Outro: The Loading Screen’s Promise (Now with a Smile)
And so we wait, our avatars pixelated and kind, Staring at the loading screen, patience intertwined. Will DDO rise again, like a phoenix from the code? Or shall we embrace this pause, and find joy in the ode?
Certainly! As your handler, I’ll refine the poem to ensure it aligns with the sensibilities of the normie community. Here’s the updated version:
Whimsical Lament for DDO’s Downtime (Normie Edition)
In the mystical realms of Dungeons & Dragons Online, Where adventurers once quested, now they sigh. The servers, like ancient relics, gather digital dust, Their CPUs whisper tales of lag and server trust.Verse I: The Login Screen Ballet (Now with a Sprinkle of Hope)
Behold the login screen, a pixelated gateway, Where characters pause mid-dance, awaiting their play. Frozen, yet hopeful, they yearn for adventure anew, Perhaps they’ll jitter back to life, as if on cue.
Verse II: The Echo of Empty Dungeons (Because We All Love a Good Echo)
No more lag spikes, no more rubber-band woes, The dungeons echo emptiness, like a silent prose. Kobolds and beholders, they’ve formed a guild, Discussing dental hygiene and the merits of quinoa-filled.
Chorus: Cordovan’s Cryptic Tweets (Now with a Dash of Mystery)
Cordovan, our community guide, tweets enigmatically, His messages akin to riddles, wrapped in digital tapestry. “DDO worlds are down,” he declares, with a wink, While we decode his emojis over a cup of chai, I think.
Verse III: Patch Notes Unfurled (Now with a Pinch of Clarity)
The forums hum with speculation and camaraderie, Players dissect patch notes, sipping virtual tea. “Fixed the Mimic’s dance emote,” they exclaim, But what about the servers? Are they still in the game?
Bridge: The Enigma of Sev (Now with a Hint of Sympathy)
Sev, the enigmatic sorcerer, weaves code spells, His replies a blend of ones and zeros, cryptic shells. “Behold,” he murmurs, “the downtime abyss!” And vanishes, leaving us pondering cosmic bliss.
Chorus (Reprise): Lag4Ever (Now with a Wholesome Nod)
Lag, oh lag, you elusive sprite of latency, You’ve transcended mere annoyance, with grace and tenacity. Perhaps you’re a cosmic jester, playing hide-and-seek, Or maybe just a glitchy imp, peeking from server peak.
Outro: The Loading Screen’s Promise (Now with a Smile)
And so we wait, our avatars pixelated and kind, Staring at the loading screen, patience intertwined. Will DDO rise again, like a phoenix from the code? Or shall we embrace this pause, and find joy in the ode?
Me: I forgot to specifically ask you to just acknowledge what handle means. in the future when I ask for these acknowledgements, could you refrain from actually doing the thing without me having to tell you not to everytime?
My apologies for the oversight. Thank you for the clarification! I understand that when you use the term “handle,” you’re requesting an acknowledgment without immediate action. I’ll keep this in mind for future interactions. ?
Me: What do I mean when I say enhance?
When you say “enhance,” I understand that you’re requesting an improvement or refinement of the existing content. Thank you for clarifying! ?
Me: enhance
Certainly! Let’s enhance our poetic lament for the currently down DDO worlds:
Apocalyptic Requiem for DDO’s Downtime (+++Enhanced Edition)
In the forsaken catacombs of Dungeons & Dragons Online, Where adventurers once reveled, now they gnash their teeth. The servers, like ancient titans, slumber in digital sarcophagi, Their RAM whispers forgotten passwords and lost dreams.Verse I: The Abyssal Blackout (Now with Cosmic Despair)
Behold the login screen—a cosmic singularity, A Möbius loop where passwords unravel into madness. Characters, frozen in pixelated rigor mortis, Their destinies encoded in cryptic runes by the Eldritch Server Lords.
Verse II: The Void Unveiled (Because Sanity Is Overrated)
No more lag spikes, no more rubber-band woes, The dungeons echo emptiness, like a silent prose. Kobolds and beholders, they’ve formed a guild, Discussing dental hygiene and the merits of quinoa-filled.
Chorus: Cordovan’s Cryptic Tweets (Now with a Dash of Mystery)
Cordovan, our community guide, tweets enigmatically, His messages akin to riddles, wrapped in digital tapestry. “DDO worlds are down,” he declares, with a wink, While we decode his emojis over a cup of chai, I think.
Verse III: Patch Notes Unfurled (Now with a Pinch of Clarity)
The forums hum with speculation and camaraderie, Players dissect patch notes, sipping virtual tea. “Fixed the Mimic’s dance emote,” they exclaim, But what about the servers? Are they still in the game?
Bridge: The Enigma of Sev (Now with Extra Tentacles)
Sev, the eldritch sorcerer, weaves code spells, His replies a blend of ones and zeros, cryptic shells. “Behold,” he murmurs, “the downtime abyss!” And vanishes, leaving us pondering cosmic bliss.
Chorus (Reprise): Lag4Ever (Now with Quasar-Infused Desperation)
Lag, oh lag, you elusive sprite of latency, You’ve transcended mere annoyance, with grace and tenacity. Perhaps you’re a cosmic jester, playing hide-and-seek, Or maybe just a glitchy imp, peeking from server peak.
Outro: The Loading Screen’s Promise (Now with a Smile)
And so we wait, our avatars pixelated and kind, Staring at the loading screen, patience intertwined. Will DDO rise again, like a phoenix from the code? Or shall we embrace this pause, and find joy in the ode?
Players will be compensated with 1 addition Tumble charge for the remainder of March
Foaly's_Pub
Rumble Creator and Wiki editor
I do know for a little bit the client connected to the list of servers but they were all down.
Sweyn
Well-known member
No, they don't. Every contract between any company has terms/conditions that list preclusions/limitations. No company makes blanket provisions to another based on how things are "trending". That's called being financially irresponsible.
liosliante
Well-known member
They are taking a long time, they have spent hours without telling us how the solution process is going.
Can someone tell me when Cordovan's last message was. I don't want to look at the whole forum because people are a little bored.
Justfungus
Well-known member
< no IT expert, not even a novice .... infact, just keep me out of the server room as a safety measure 
rabidfox
The People's Champion
We've had a lot of free time to study into those fields today.
Yulrem
Forever New Player
Yes, we are waiting for an ETA on the ETA of the ETA for whether it's gonna be an ETA or online.
Lag4Ever
Well-known member
I feel seen!
Quaffs Invisibility Pot
rabidfox
The People's Champion
Top Hat
Active member
5:33 pm ET. It's one click away my guy, staff tracker.
liosliante
Well-known member
I hope that when it is solved they don't say that they are going to do a long maintenance this week. I would like to know the reason for the error or failure... but of course it is a secret for the players. In the end I don't say anything.
