Downtime Notice: Wednesday, December 17th 9:00 AM - 1:00 PM Eastern (-5 GMT)

[cdbd3rd]

My dad jokes are unworthy, however a little Necromancy humor perhaps?

 

[vivrock]

“All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.” – Steven Wright

 

[Grimstad]

Not sure if it still works, but this is what Cordovan posted.

https://forums.ddo.com/index.php?threads/the-official-dungeons-dragons-online-discord-is-now-open.13908/post-166758

Works; many thanks

 

[Dandonk]

I’ll be up for Christmas,
Maybe online once again.
If the servers wake and the patch holds tight,
We’ll meet in Stormreach, my friend.

 

[Cordovan]

We apologize for the delays today, but we need additional time to finish our maintenance work. The current uptime is expected to be 4:00 PM Eastern (-5 GMT).

 

[silkcutspike]

We apologize for the delays today, but we need additional time to finish our maintenance work. The current uptime is expected to be 4:00 PM Eastern (-5 GMT).

Yeah...... Golf Clap, thanks

 

[Dom]

^ this is the real reason they got rid of the laughing emote.

 

[Col Kurtz]

I'm curious as to your definition of "soon" because its an hour past the advertised page and its not working.

where jokes and reality cross paths lovin' it!

 

[KylerrTheMajty]

so as a european player want to say good night and thanks for enabling me taking break from playing

 

[mbartol]

It looks like we all get to pay for the new Patron’s Coffer.

 

[silkcutspike]

^ this is the real reason they got rid of the laughing emote.

 

[jglabare]

where jokes and reality cross paths lovin' it!

Server delay in opening? Must be Wednesday.

 

[silkcutspike]

Yes , thanks, I choose ,,,,,,, one

 

[Hurtzz]

Yes , thanks, I choose ,,,,,,, one

I realized that. that is why I deleted my reply

 

[silkcutspike]

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “Yes, they are behind you.”

 

[waxinglyrical]

We apologize for the delays today, but we need additional time to finish our maintenance work. The current uptime is expected to be 4:00 PM Eastern (-5 GMT).

I suppose delays are to be expected as Acme Delivery Services are having difficulty relocating the bloated chest to its proper location

 

[Dude]

I suppose delays are to be expected as Acme Delivery Services are having difficulty relocating the bloated chest to its proper location

The problem with Acme delivery services is their unusually regular running into mountains that just have a fake hole painted to look like a tunnel.

 

[Clumsyoof]

Phone call with customer service
I am sorry, but I am gonna late paying my subscription, thank you for being understanding to me as I am to.... hello?? Hello??? are you there??
What's that?? there is ZERO excuse for my payment to ever be late and you are going to suspend my account?
But you are late all the time and I have never been late once in 17 years.... ohh that's different, I see.

 

[Col Kurtz]

Phone call with customer service
I am sorry, but I am gonna late paying my subscription, thank you for being understanding to me as I am to.... hello?? Hello??? are you there??
What's that?? there is ZERO excuse for my payment to ever be late and you are going to suspend my account?
But you are late all the time and I have never been late once in 17 years.... ohh that's different, I see.

as long as our girlfriends are not Late, we'll be fine

 

[waxinglyrical]

The problem with Acme delivery services is their unusually regular running into mountains that just have a fake hole painted to look like a tunnel.

Beep beep!