Elminster got run over by an Owlbear - a new Festivult classic!

[TavernTails]

During the holiday DDO Trivia stream, we joked about Festivult Christmas carols, which led to Elminster got run over by a reindeer, a kobold, and a few more. So I took a moment this Christmas to write (with a little help from Microsoft Copilot) the song: Elminster Got Run Over by an Owlbear.

Elminster Got Run Over by an Owlbear
(To the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer")

(Chorus) Elminster got run over by an owlbear
While piking in a quest on Festivult Eve
You can say there's no such thing as monsters
But as for me and Drizzt, we believe

Verse 1: He'd been drinking Ogrefire Ale
And we begged him not to go
But he left his pointy hat and spellbook
And stumbled out into the ice and snow

Verse 2: When we found him near the Snowpeaks
At the scene of the attack
There were claw marks on his robe
And owl feathers and footprints on his back

(Chorus) Elminster got run over by an owlbear
While piking in a quest on Festivult Eve
You can say there's no such thing as monsters
But as for me and Drizzt, we believe

Verse 3: Now we're all so proud of Volo
He's been taking this so well
See him in there chugging potions
And writing a new tale of Elminster's hell

Verse 4: It's not Festivult without Elminster
All the wizards dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
How long until the Harpers bring him back?

(Chorus) Elminster got run over by an owlbear
While piking in a quest on Festivult Eve
You can say there's no such thing as monsters
But as for me and Drizzt, we believe

(Outro) Now the owlbear's in the forest
And Elminster's on the mend
We'll toast to his adventures
And look forward to him piking once again!

 

[Xgya]

I sort of want to see the Twelve Days of Christmas version.

"On the first day of Christmas Elminster came to me.
And flew at full speed in a tree.

On the second day of Christmas Elminster came to me.
And flew into two kobolds and at full speed in a tree."