Ah, the joys of chatgpt... I'll have fun fun fun till Cordovan takes my AI away...
White.... Monster Manual?
I'm dreaming of a fixed Monster Manual,
Just like the one we had before.
Where the data's steady,
And loot drops are ready,
To make adventurers want more.
I'm dreaming of a bug-free run,
Where creatures count the way they should.
May your updates be smooth and good,
And your loot sparkle, like it should...
And.... What's Another Year...
Verse 1
I've been logging in, day and night,
Hoping that the devs will make it right.
My Monster Manual, it's broken still,
I can't get credit for my kills.
Chorus
What’s another year,
Waiting for this patch to appear?
What’s another year,
Hunting mobs through Eberron’s spheres?
I’ve fought with courage, stayed so strong,
But the grind feels twice as long.
What’s another year?
Verse 2
The server's live, but the issue's there,
I’ve sent my tickets—do they care?
Every kobold, every gnoll,
Still won't show up in my scroll.
Chorus
What’s another year,
For the loot and XP I hold dear?
What’s another year,
When this bug is all I fear?
My patience fades, but I’ll endure,
Because my love for DDO is pure.
What’s another year?
Bridge
One day the devs will see my plea,
Fix the book, set my stats free.
Until then, I'll swing my blade,
Keep adventuring, I won’t fade.
Chorus
What’s another year,
In a world of dragons and beer?
What’s another year,
When my party’s always near?
The battles rage, I’ll carry on,
‘Til this cursed bug is gone.
What’s another year?