Nice try guys, mayeb when they come out with a 128bit server huh?

[Dmmmc]

I landed in Cormyr after 10 minutes of making a character , then I couldnt move, I had to leave.

 

[Dmmmc]

I am so disappointed, youhave no idea how much I was looking forward to this, smooth DDO. Man I was watching the clock, bought $400 in points. Now my heart hurts.

 

[Magnumaniac]

It is all those nasty Artificers running around shooting 7 million bolts per second, clearly.

 

[azrael4h]

You see, the problem is that they're doing the same thing Atari did with the Jaguar when they claimed it was 64 bit. They added two Motorola 68000 CPUs together and called it 64 bit.

Cormyr is just two Atari STs running in tandem.

 

[OG DM]

Normally the inquisitives would be set in motion to investigate these issues, but they are staring at their crossbows in disbelief.

 

[Geezer]

You see, the problem is that they're doing the same thing Atari did with the Jaguar when they claimed it was 64 bit. They added two Motorola 68000 CPUs together and called it 64 bit.

Cormyr is just two Atari STs running in tandem.

I always thought it was multiple Commadore 64's in tandem running off of floppy disks

 

[DilemmaEnder]

It is 64-bit because that is how many Bits of food per hour they have to use to entice the Hampsters to keep running on that wheel!

 

[Br4d]

It is 64-bit because that is how many Bits of food per hour they have to use to entice the Hampsters to keep running on that wheel!

64-bit servers have 4 hamster wheels instead of the usual 2.

 

[DilemmaEnder]

64-bit servers have 4 hamster wheels instead of the usual 2.

Yep, 4 Hampsters at 16 bits of food per hour each = 64-bit

 

[DilemmaEnder]

The lag spikes are when they are replacing the enticement carrot and one of the Hampsters stops until it sees the new shiney.

 

[Sarandra]

The lag spikes are when they are replacing the enticement carrot and one of the Hampsters stops until it sees the new shiney.

That's Kobold-level of insanity... so it must be true!

 

[CherryBomb]

Double the hamsters, double the fun?????

 

[eightspoons]

Actually, a 64 bit server would, I believe, have about 8.5 billion hamster wheels compared to 32 bit... but they're still just hamsters. All you'll really get is a lot more noise from the little feet pattering frantically on the squeaky wheels. And maybe a lot more thudding from hamsters keeling over from exhaustion.

 

[Purr]

Double the hamsters, double the fun?????

It's the economy...hamster skills gap

 

[Cheeps]

Double the hamsters, double the fun?????

The wheels are spinning, but the hamsters are dead...

 

[azrael4h]

I always thought it was multiple Commadore 64's in tandem running off of floppy disks

That was the old servers. Except it was 1 C64, with 4 1541 disk drives daisy chained together.

 

[Gordo]

Reminds me of a time when I had a Commodore 64 and then the 128 came out...
If I just waited 40 years, I could've skipped all of the upgrades in between.

 

[nenetteblackmoor]

That 128-bit server, according to Sega logic, is just four 32-bit CPUs put together: 32 x 4 = 128-bit server!