Sentience gems: other voices?

[Darpa of Orien]

Ok, I know getting the rights for this would be crazy-hard, but I would pay real money for a sentience gem with Minsc's voice, saying some of his classic lines.

"Butt-kicking for goodness!"
"Evil 'round every corner. Careful not to step in any."
etc.

If licensing were no barrier, which quotable character would you love to have in gem form?

 

[rabidfox]

Since weapon voices only play locally, it's a shame we can't just customize OGG sound files in a folder to play whatever we want.

 

[ACJ97F]

I just want a "Management" gem, so I can hear excuses everytime the weapon misses, and claims that future swings will work as intended.

 

[Darpa of Orien]

Since weapon voices only play locally, it's a shame we can't just customize OGG sound files in a folder to play whatever we want.

I made a similar suggestion about bard songs years ago....

 

[Matuse]

I don't understand the question. We already have Kobold.

 

[Frieling Slyhand]

I would love a Voodu or Kozy Bean sentient gem.

 

[eartheyes]

I would love a Voodu or Kozy Bean sentient gem.

only if its Voo doing Inquisitor Gnomon...dont think i could handle a KB sent, but i wont keep anyone else from enjoying it

 

[Phaedra]

If we're not going to be constrained by reality...
Get Wil Wheaton to voice one and put it in ToEE.
Matt Mercer and Brennan Lee Mulligan (both at once? Arguing?!)
Laura Bailey
Ian McKellen

 

[Svirfneblin]

Having streamers do some sentient gem voices is an awesome idea.

 

[Ballrus]

Yaulthoon and Lord of Blades.

 

[Aelonwy]

I've always wanted a relaxed, all about the Balance of nature, druid-type voice. I would pay lots for Dave Jones voicing it.
I also want a soothing, kind-natured alto (I'm sick of high-pitched baby-girl voices) feminine voice that would pair well for a cleric.
Also desirable, a sultry Malicia-esque voice suitable for a bard or charm-centric caster... they could ask Delilah Rene Luke.
And yes a fashion-mad Yaulthoon would be a Fry-meme.

 

[Grimscore_Riffstorm]

I would happily have a Morgan Freeman gem and probably would pay a stupid amount of money for it--especially if he narrated the combat. haha!

 

[Zvdegor]

We need sentient gem voices like:

• Lord of the Blades
• Malicia
• the vampire from Prison of the Planes
• and Kermit

 

[kmoustakas]

Ok, I know getting the rights for this would be crazy-hard, but I would pay real money for a sentience gem with Minsc's voice, saying some of his classic lines.

"Butt-kicking for goodness!"
"Evil 'round every corner. Careful not to step in any."
etc.

If licensing were no barrier, which quotable character would you love to have in gem form?

Everyone from baldur's gate 3 would have fans in DDO.

Can you imagine a patron coffers: voices from baldur's gate. It would just have sentient gems of shadowheart, karlach, gale, astarion, minsc, jaheira, wyll, La'ezel, the emperor and most importantly the narrator lol. It would the best selling item in the ddo store ever

I can see my weapon tchkva'ing me everytime I fail a skill check

 

[Aelonwy]

Everyone from baldur's gate 3 would have fans in DDO.

Can you imagine a patron coffers: voices from baldur's gate. It would just have sentient gems of shadowheart, karlach, gale, astarion, minsc, jaheira, wyll, La'ezel, the emperor and most importantly the narrator lol. It would the best selling item in the ddo store ever

I can see my weapon tchkva'ing me everytime I fail a skill check

You missed Halsin.

 

[misterski]

Gingerbread golem. It's been asked for before. Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.....

 

[kmoustakas]

You missed Halsin.

No I didn't I ignored him on purpose haha. I did forget the devil though! That's the singing sentient gem my bards want

 

[Aelonwy]

No I didn't I ignored him on purpose haha. I did forget the devil though! That's the singing sentient gem my bards want

I really liked Dave Jones' deep British voice. The character wasn't a bad one. I honestly had more trouble listening to Shadowheart and Gale, the former for her sort-of bratty, holier than thou attitude even though it absolutely fit her character and the latter for his Elminster 2.0 know-it-all character although there was nothing unpleasant about his voice. Before Halsin joins the group, Karlach was my favorite commentator. Jaheira and Minsc join the team far too late in the game, I would have enjoyed their personalities far sooner if possible.

 

[kmoustakas]

I really liked Dave Jones' deep British voice. The character wasn't a bad one. I honestly had more trouble listening to Shadowheart and Gale, the former for her sort-of bratty, holier than thou attitude even though it absolutely fit her character and the latter for his Elminster 2.0 know-it-all character although there was nothing unpleasant about his voice. Before Halsin joins the group, Karlach was my favorite commentator. Jaheira and Minsc join the team far too late in the game, I would have enjoyed their personalities far sooner if possible.

Same. It's too late to use them. 750 hours in, 45/54 achievements done i still haven't recruited Minsc (but that's a lower city problem)

 

[waysider]

If Keith Baker has been asked to voice a Hellcow sentient (or any Eberron voice he'd like to do) and he's said no, then that's fine, but he should be asked.