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An Elf, a Halfling and a Dwarf are sailing in a dual-elemental Airship over Dragonreach, carrying some merchant goods. Suddenly, the airship shudders as a small explosion comes from one of the engines. The binding ritual has failed and one of the elementals has accidentally been banished!
"Quickly!" the Dwarf says urgently, "We have to throw some of the weight overboard otherwise we will fall out of the sky! No way we can fly this heavy with only one engine." They all promptly rush into the cargo hold.
The Elf shakes his head in disappointment. "It's a shame to throw away all these crafted bows and incense sticks. But there's plenty more of those back at home." He throws the crates off the side of the ship.
The Halfling rubs his stomach in sadness. "It's a shame to throw away all this pipeweed and second breakfasts, but there's plenty more of those back at home." He shoves some crates off the side of the ship.
The Dwarf picks up the Elf and tosses him off the side of the ship.
"Why did you do that!?", the Halfling gasps.
The Dwarf shrugs, "There's plenty more of those back at home."
"Quickly!" the Dwarf says urgently, "We have to throw some of the weight overboard otherwise we will fall out of the sky! No way we can fly this heavy with only one engine." They all promptly rush into the cargo hold.
The Elf shakes his head in disappointment. "It's a shame to throw away all these crafted bows and incense sticks. But there's plenty more of those back at home." He throws the crates off the side of the ship.
The Halfling rubs his stomach in sadness. "It's a shame to throw away all this pipeweed and second breakfasts, but there's plenty more of those back at home." He shoves some crates off the side of the ship.
The Dwarf picks up the Elf and tosses him off the side of the ship.
"Why did you do that!?", the Halfling gasps.
The Dwarf shrugs, "There's plenty more of those back at home."
