Thoughts/Humor of the Day

[Fizban]

Please keep all Thoughts/Jokes within HR appropriate context.

What style of shoes does a frog wear?

<a few moments later>

Open toed.

 

[Dude]

in before this is moved to off topic.

 

[Azasmokey]

What is a snakes favourite school lesson


HISSS-tory

 

[Azasmokey]

what is a witches favourite lesson


SPELL-ing

 

[Fizban]

The woman who fell from a cruise ship has been identified.

<a few moments later>

Her name: Eileen Dover.

 

[Fizban]

Please keep all Thoughts/Jokes within HR appropriate context.

Sunday was a sad day.

<a few moments later>

But the day before was a Sadder Day.

 

[Dogbreath68]

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....Not like the passengers in his car.

 

[Dogbreath68]

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles? He is always getting stuck on 2 across.

 

[Dogbreath68]

Mic drop

 

[Teh_Troll]

What do you call a gnome who moves around a lot?

A gnomad.

 

[Thad]

What did one bug on the windshield say to the other bug on the windshield?

I bet you don’t have the guts to do that again

 

[Rage]

 

[Arch-Necromancer]

How do you call a Wild Mage artist?

Fartist!

 

[Hobgoblin]

i cast magic missile at the darkness

 

[Akor]

what do you call a fly with no wings

a Walk

 

[Fizban]

Please keep all Thoughts/Jokes within HR appropriate context.

My spouse asked me if I thought our kids were spoiled.

<a few moments later>

No, I think all kids smell like that.

 

[Hobgoblin]

I like kittens



but I can't eat a whole one

 

[Fizban]

Why did the baby habanero put on a jacket?

• <a few moments later>

It was a little chilli.

Please keep all Thoughts/Jokes within HR appropriate context.

 

[Hobgoblin]

toss me!




but don't tell the elf

 

[The_Apocalypse]

I know more than I've forgotten, but I've forgotten more than I know...