Thoughts/Humor of the Day

[Arkat]

No matter where you go, there you are.

 

[Biggdaddy]

No matter where you go, there you are.

Great flick.

 

[Biggdaddy]

Archeologists have answered a question that has puzzled some for years - Where was King Solomon's temple located?

It was beside his ear.

 

[Biggdaddy]

Which celebrity is always ready for ice cream?​

Reese, with her spoon.

 

[LeslieWest_GuitarGod]

A photon checks in at a hotel desk.

The clerk asks, "Do you need help with your luggage?"

.........

The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."

 

[LeslieWest_GuitarGod]

A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician go hunting. The biologist shoots and misses the deer by five feet. The chemist shoots and misses by five feet the other way. The statistician shouts, "We got 'em!"

 

[Biggdaddy]

I just aced my philosophy test​

The question was, "What is the central question of epistemology?" I answered, "How should I know?"

 

[Biggdaddy]

Then I said "Your beard makes you look thinner"​

.....but that didn't seem to cheer her up

 

[Hobgoblin]

so I saw a dwarf in the tavern. he shouted out," I am not happy!" I asked him which one he was. that's when the fight started

 

[Dogbreath68]

My girlfriend left me because I sold her wheelchair....Don't worry, she'll come crawling back.

 

[Dogbreath68]

If someone is contemplating describing my peni5, they better think long and hard.

 

[cdbd3rd]

What do you call a party of Halflings?


... A little get-together.

 

[Biggdaddy]

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?​

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

 

[dur]

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?​

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

good try.

 

[Fizban]

"Honey, why is there a strange baby in the crib?"

"You told me to change the baby."

Please keep all Thoughts/Jokes within PG rated context.

 

[Biggdaddy]

SCUBA is an acronym for "Self contained underwater breathing apparatus". Tuba is also an acronym.​

It stands for "terrible underwater breathing apparatus"

 

[Biggdaddy]

What's the difference between an iPhone and one ounce of gold?​

An ounce of gold will still be worth a grand next year.

 

[Hobgoblin]

What's the difference between an iPhone and one ounce of gold?​

An ounce of gold will still be worth a grand next year.

whats the difference between an iphone and gold?


the iphone is still easier to scratch!

 

[UmbraCarmen]

Never challenge Death to a pillow fight - unless you're ready to handle the Reaper Cushions.

(Source TikTok - Thor Naby)

 

[Biggdaddy]

Hydrogen is the smartest.​

The rest of the elements are denser.