Thoughts/Humor of the Day

[Biggdaddy]

Today, I met Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother, Broco Lee.​

I met a few of his cousins too;

The one who can't take a joke, Serious Lee.

The one is always there last minute, Sudden Lee.

The one who doesn't understand Metaphors, Literal Lee.

The one who is always throwing shade, Sarcastic Lee.

The one who is so sure of himself, Definite Lee.

The one you can always predict, Usual Lee.

The one whose always smiling, Happy Lee.

The one in disgrace, Shameful Lee.

The one that isn't very good looking, Ug Lee

AND,

The one who likes perfection, Exact Lee

In short, I met the whole Fama Lee.

 

[Omniselector]

Today, I met Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother, Broco Lee.​

I met a few of his cousins too;

The one who can't take a joke, Serious Lee.

The one is always there last minute, Sudden Lee.

The one who doesn't understand Metaphors, Literal Lee.

The one who is always throwing shade, Sarcastic Lee.

The one who is so sure of himself, Definite Lee.

The one you can always predict, Usual Lee.

The one whose always smiling, Happy Lee.

The one in disgrace, Shameful Lee.

The one that isn't very good looking, Ug Lee

AND,

The one who likes perfection, Exact Lee

In short, I met the whole Fama Lee.

I lost some respect for myself at how much I laughed at this list haha

 

[LeslieWest_GuitarGod]

AI jokes that I think are pretty funny..

• AI will never replace humans because someone has to feel guilty about using it.
• AI promised to make my life easier, and now I spend 45 minutes crafting the perfect prompt to avoid a task that would’ve taken me 10.
• I asked my AI to be spontaneous; it asked me if I needed a prompt for that.
• AI is a chat-astrophic failure!
• One promises to change your life, knows everything about you, asks for your complete trust and slowly replaces your relationships. The other has a compound.
• Learn AI or become a dinosaur within three years.
• AI is great at multitasking: it can misunderstand five tasks at once.
• Forget artificial intelligence – in the brave new world of big data, it’s artificial idiocy we should be looking out for.
• AI is getting smarter every day. That’s good because pretty soon we’ll need their help to figure out how to use our smartphones.

 

[Biggdaddy]

What do you call a gaming PC with a busted graphics card?​

One heck of a work computer

 

[cdbd3rd]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

....

... a carrot.​

 

[LeslieWest_GuitarGod]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

....

... a carrot.​

 

[Biggdaddy]

Photographers are so violent.​

They'll frame you, shoot you, blow you up and then hang you.

 

[cdbd3rd]

Fellow oldsters, are you experiencing joint pain?


.....

...then you're probably holding the lit end. ​

 

[Fizban]

Why did the wizard go to the hospital?

For his staff infection.

Please keep all Thoughts/Humor within PG rated context.

 

[Biggdaddy]

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped…​

"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch.

It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse.

"That's *amazing!!"* says the second caterpillar. "How in the hell are you doing that?!"

The first caterpillar scoffs.

"Am I the only one in the whole forest who knows how to drive a stick!?"

 

[Biggdaddy]

My neighbor got busted for growing weed today​

Turns out my property line isn't anywhere near where I thought it was.

 

[Biggdaddy]

I just found out there's not any popcorn in popcorn shrimp​

I guess there's no reason to try pot roast.

 

[Biggdaddy]

I think it's funny they're putting jokes on the back of bacon packages.​

Listen to this one...

Serving size: 2 strips

 

[AlimonyJFMSU]

Humor of the day: my ass trying to do Grimm and Barrett on R1 at level 30.

Edit: For reference my friend would just use undying vanguard, pull a group, we kill them, wait five minutes, next group. I had so much fun. I wish everyone could have this much fun forever and ever and ever and ever.

 

[Biggdaddy]

As a Boomer...​

I've walked like an Egyptian, moonwalked, walked on the wild side, walked this way, walked on sunshine, walked the line, and walked 500 miles.

I've walked a lot, I'm tired.

 

[The_Apocalypse]

As a Boomer...​

I've walked like an Egyptian, moonwalked, walked on the wild side, walked this way, walked on sunshine, walked the line, and walked 500 miles.

I've walked a lot, I'm tired.

Forgot "walked all over you"

 

[nicholas]

Im going to play a rogue and go flag for Heroic Shroud in the Vale quest "Rainbow in the Dark"

...



You Could say, Im going to take a "STAB" In the Dark!

 

[cdbd3rd]

Forgot "walked all over you"

While walking in boots.

Also done some walking whilst staying alive.

 

[Biggdaddy]

Breaking news: Germany is advising people to stock up on sausages and cheese.​

This is starting to look like the Wurst Käse scenario.

 

[Hobgoblin]

While walking in boots.

Also done some walking whilst staying alive.

these boots are walking over you?