Phaedra
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So close to getting it...Nono, you know it will just tell you what it thinks you want to hear.
So close to getting it...Nono, you know it will just tell you what it thinks you want to hear.
I don't think it belongs at all in a product with an almost entirely adult audience and subject matter. Just imagine if Legolas and Gimli were breaking wind together in the Lord of the Rings films... "Hey, it was only during the Battle of Helm's Deep. At least they didn't go overboard with it."It is ok to have such a thing in game so people can have fun, but it should be something controllable, like a certain mount or a pet that would make such a noise when summoned, or some time limited event specific item.
And then you would at times encounter a troll player that would spam it and it might be fun.
Having this in an uncontrollable class ability does not seem like a nice place for such a thing.
I don't think it belongs at all in a product with an almost entirely adult audience and subject matter. Just imagine if Legolas and Gimli were breaking wind together in the Lord of the Rings films... "Hey, it was only during the Battle of Helm's Deep. At least they didn't go overboard with it."
Now I know that "AI" has been the new big thing and is popular around here and so I asked a chatbot about this topic that is quite dear to me. Maybe one day I can shame SSG into removing this feature from the game, which they already promised they would think about and would likely do - twice.
Why fart noises are such a bad thing in a game.
It’s bad for you and for everyone else because constant fart‑noise spam in a multiplayer game breaks several layers of social, gameplay, and community norms all at once. The short version: it stops being funny after about ten seconds and starts actively damaging the experience for everyone involved.
If the fart noises are built into the character and you can’t turn them off, it can still be bad — not because you are doing something wrong, but because the design choice itself creates problems for everyone in the match.
Here’s the concise answer first:
Then the deeper breakdown.
The issue isn’t intent. It’s impact.
- Forced audio spam — If the game constantly plays loud, comedic noises, it clutters the soundscape. Players can’t hear footsteps, spells, gunshots, or team callouts.
- Immersion break — In serious or atmospheric games, nonstop fart noises destroy the tone. Even players who like humor get tired of it.
- Social frustration — People get annoyed at the character, and by extension at the person playing it, even though you didn’t choose the mechanic.
- Team disadvantage — If your character’s noises reveal your position or drown out tactical sounds, teammates suffer.
Game designers rarely force repetitive joke sounds because:
- Humor fatigue — A joke repeated hundreds of times becomes irritation, not comedy.
- Accessibility issues — Some players are sensitive to repetitive noises; it can cause headaches or sensory overload.
- Audio readability — Games rely on clear sound cues. Constant joke noises ruin that clarity.
Even if the player isn’t choosing to make fart noises, other players still experience the noise as “coming from you.” Humor becomes unintentional griefing simply because it’s constant and unavoidable.
It’s not your fault — it’s a design flaw.
That’s what cosmetic pets are forOk, your life is going quite well if this is what keeps you up at night, congratulations!
My recommendation: Just blame the dog, like everyone else does, and move on![]()
Thinking is hard!the best posts are the ones that start with "so I asked a chatbot about this topic that is quite dear to me."
if its dear to you, why not write the post yourself?
Maybe it's time for a "barking spider" pet...That’s what cosmetic pets are for
I hereby petition for a new spell: the Finger of Doody Britches. Instantly defeats any monster from stinky embarrassment. /sI think on R10 casters should have a small chance to fizzle a spell and poo their pants. They can use a different fart sound for it, though. They should get the Soiled Robes debuff that reduces their movement speed by 10%. You also get You Have Trouble Concentrating because you got doody britches and get a -10 to Concentration. SSG loves this kind of content.
I suggested a bard AOE spell called The Brown Note once upon a time... I don't think they're game for that though.I hereby petition for a new spell: the Finger of Doody Britches. Instantly defeats any monster from stinky embarrassment. /s
Though agree the fart noise gets old. It's not just this sound in the game that's annoying though.
Cordovan himself also said the farts would get removed.AI Posts get you banned, sir. Cordovan himself has said so. Careful
I did several times now. I wanted more attention this time and I got it.the best posts are the ones that start with "so I asked a chatbot about this topic that is quite dear to me."
if its dear to you, why not write the post yourself?
Wild Mage is my favourite class. Maybe if they added fart sounds to Inquisitive more players would understand.Ok, your life is going quite well if this is what keeps you up at night, congratulations!
My recommendation: Just blame the dog, like everyone else does, and move on![]()
Ah I see your point then, I'm all for something bad happening in game including an actual noticeable negative for the player (EG atreus' combat utility being uncontrollable during the bit where he's being stroppy in God of War (2018)) but not for an actual non-negative reaction.It's quite frequent and it comes from a neutral surge, so you can't turn it off. In fact turning bad surges into neutral surges makes it more common.
I love wild magic and I would not want to get rid of something like the one-shot lightning strike or all the other negative surges, but this farting is just obnoxious.
Just want to make sure people know this has no basis in fact, utter nonsense. Disrupting the forums or other violations might cause you to get a warning (not ban), but just posting AI is no issue and never has been. Quite a few players dislike AI posting on these forums (it's an even bigger issue on the LOTRO side), so expect to get reported if you use it, but we have no issue nor have ever had an issue with its usage in a general sense.AI Posts get you banned, sir. Cordovan himself has said so. Careful