Why fart noises are such a bad thing in a game

cdbd3rd

Well-known member
Cordovan himself also said the farts would get removed.
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Awww. 😟 And I was almost tempted to finally log in and break my teleports to check out a fart-master.

Considering fart noises are a degree more intelligent than the noises that come from a growing portion of the speaking public, the anti-fart movement (here and LOTRO) seems pretty silly. I mean, hobby-horse mounts and flying bed mounts, and farts are where we look for a bridge to stand on?

(Yes, I'm a teenager trapped inside a 60+-y-o body.) 😊 😊
 

paddymaxson

Deliberately obtuse
And I was almost tempted to finally log in and break my teleports to check out a fart-master.

Considering fart noises are a degree more intelligent than the noises that come from a growing portion of the speaking public, the anti-fart movement (here and LOTRO) seems pretty silly. I mean, hobby-horse mounts and flying bed mounts, and farts are where we look for a bridge to stand on?

(Yes, I'm a teenager trapped inside a 60+-y-o body.) 😊 😊
A really well timed fart joke is still funny, and the suggestion that it's somehow juvenille or not becoming of an adult to find them funny is honestly....well the sort of way a self-important juvenille thinks to be honest. One of the funniest people I've ever met is still deeply obsessed with fart humour at the ripe old age of 53, I refuse to believe he's wrong on this.

But if it's like an out of place sort of pointless fart noise that just gets repeated ad nauseum I guess it's then not funny because repetition is a great way to kill a joke.
 

woq

Well-known member
A really well timed fart joke is still funny, and the suggestion that it's somehow juvenille or not becoming of an adult to find them funny is honestly....well the sort of way a self-important juvenille thinks to be honest. One of the funniest people I've ever met is still deeply obsessed with fart humour at the ripe old age of 53, I refuse to believe he's wrong on this.

But if it's like an out of place sort of pointless fart noise that just gets repeated ad nauseum I guess it's then not funny because repetition is a great way to kill a joke.
One of the problems indeed is that fart humour, like much of humour, needs to have nuance and timing to work. Wild Magic with its singular, always long-and-wet fart just about never fits the bill.
 

Zvdegor

Melee Artificer Freak
Now I know that "AI" has been the new big thing and is popular around here and so I asked a chatbot about this topic that is quite dear to me. Maybe one day I can shame SSG into removing this feature from the game, which they already promised they would think about and would likely do - twice.

Why fart noises are such a bad thing in a game.

It’s bad for you and for everyone else because constant fart‑noise spam in a multiplayer game breaks several layers of social, gameplay, and community norms all at once. The short version: it stops being funny after about ten seconds and starts actively damaging the experience for everyone involved.

If the fart noises are built into the character and you can’t turn them off, it can still be bad — not because you are doing something wrong, but because the design choice itself creates problems for everyone in the match.

Here’s the concise answer first:


Then the deeper breakdown.

The issue isn’t intent. It’s impact.

  • Forced audio spam — If the game constantly plays loud, comedic noises, it clutters the soundscape. Players can’t hear footsteps, spells, gunshots, or team callouts.
  • Immersion break — In serious or atmospheric games, nonstop fart noises destroy the tone. Even players who like humor get tired of it.
  • Social frustration — People get annoyed at the character, and by extension at the person playing it, even though you didn’t choose the mechanic.
  • Team disadvantage — If your character’s noises reveal your position or drown out tactical sounds, teammates suffer.

Game designers rarely force repetitive joke sounds because:

  • Humor fatigue — A joke repeated hundreds of times becomes irritation, not comedy.
  • Accessibility issues — Some players are sensitive to repetitive noises; it can cause headaches or sensory overload.
  • Audio readability — Games rely on clear sound cues. Constant joke noises ruin that clarity.

Even if the player isn’t choosing to make fart noises, other players still experience the noise as “coming from you.” Humor becomes unintentional griefing simply because it’s constant and unavoidable.

It’s not your fault — it’s a design flaw.
FYI if a developer asks the opposite, the AI will give a supportive answer to the develooer's POV because AI was design this way. Shrug...
 

Arch-Necromancer

Well-known member
I don't think it belongs at all in a product with an almost entirely adult audience and subject matter. Just imagine if Legolas and Gimli were breaking wind together in the Lord of the Rings films... "Hey, it was only during the Battle of Helm's Deep. At least they didn't go overboard with it."
I guess they should then make more potions for people like you:
 

Grimscore_Riffstorm

Shreds Licks Way Beyond His Capabilities
I hereby petition for a new spell: the Finger of Doody Britches. Instantly defeats any monster from stinky embarrassment. /s

Though agree the fart noise gets old. It's not just this sound in the game that's annoying though.
Target monster must make a Fort save or be dazed by the fact that it walked into a public space and smelled itself in the presence of others.
 

Epicsoul

Lava Divers Assistant to the Regional Manager
Quite a few players dislike AI posting on these forums (it's an even bigger issue on the LOTRO side), so expect to get reported if you use it, but we have no issue nor have ever had an issue with its usage in a general sense.
Consider me one of those players. I won't even read the OP.

Put things in your own words, as I care little to consider an AI chat bot's opinion on fart noises in DDO worthy of my time. Chat bots have also ruined the em dash—forever!
 

Honkin

Well-known member
Consider me one of those players. I won't even read the OP.

Put things in your own words, as I care little to consider an AI chat bot's opinion on fart noises in DDO worthy of my time. Chat bots have also ruined the em dash—forever!

Hard same. My new work rule is "if you couldn't be bothered to write it, I can't be bothered to read it."
 

f1b041b3

Well-known member
A really well timed fart joke is still funny, and the suggestion that it's somehow juvenille or not becoming of an adult to find them funny is honestly....well the sort of way a self-important juvenille thinks to be honest.
I don't know, what do you think is more likely: that a grown man that doesn't laugh at "poo poo pee pee" is an elitist, or that the adults that still enjoy that type of humor just never left adolescence?
I guess they should then make more potions for people like you:
Yeah, players shouldn't be allowed to change the appearances of others against their will, and if thinking that makes me a square then whatever.

Anyway, if the devs want to include fart emojis so that a few man-children can pretend to be Terrance and Phillip, then that's fine as long as I can turn it off on my end.
 

paddymaxson

Deliberately obtuse
I don't know, what do you think is more likely: that a grown man that doesn't laugh at "poo poo pee pee" is an elitist, or that the adults that still enjoy that type of humor just never left adolescence?

Yeah, players shouldn't be allowed to change the appearances of others against their will, and if thinking that makes me a square then whatever.

Anyway, if the devs want to include fart emojis so that a few man-children can pretend to be Terrance and Phillip, then that's fine as long as I can turn it off on my end.
Naebdy said "poo poo pee pee" was the height of comedy, just that if well timed and delivered it could still be very funny, so the fact you presumably deliberately misunderstood that probably says a lot.
 

f1b041b3

Well-known member
Naebdy said "poo poo pee pee" was the height of comedy, just that if well timed and delivered it could still be very funny, so the fact you presumably deliberately misunderstood that probably says a lot.
The only people "deliberately misunderstanding" anything are those of you defending fart noises in what's supposed to be a serious fantasy game. Save your "timing and delivery" arguments for gross-out films and network television sitcoms - you know, the types of media where your highbrow fart jokes belong.
 

FaceDancer

Olde Wurm
The only people "deliberately misunderstanding" anything are those of you defending fart noises in what's supposed to be a serious fantasy game. Save your "timing and delivery" arguments for gross-out films and network television sitcoms - you know, the types of media where your highbrow fart jokes belong.

DDO is pretty far from a serious fantasy game. 🤡 I do think having an option to turn them off might be a good thing for those that find them irritating though..
 
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f1b041b3

Well-known member
DDO is pretty far from a serious fantasy game. 🤡 I do think having an option to turn them off might be a good thing for those that find them irritating though..
It was, once upon a time; unfortunately, the tone shifted from kobolds kidnapping and murdering children to mindflayers going out on wacky dates. I have high hopes that this new pack will be a return to form, but I'm probably just setting myself up for disappointment.
 

FaceDancer

Olde Wurm
It was, once upon a time; unfortunately, the tone shifted from kobolds kidnapping and murdering children to mindflayers going out on wacky dates. I have high hopes that this new pack will be a return to form, but I'm probably just setting myself up for disappointment.
You and me both! 🤞
 
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