IF the developers add a playable fairy race and IF I can make a fairy character I find pretty, I will buy the race and convert one of my characters into a fairy. She may feel a few moments of disorientation while shrinking and growing wings and stuff.
IF the developers add a playable fairy race and IF all fairy characters look like demon spawn offspring of a genetic experiment involving Guntango and Teh_Troll, I'm not buyin nothin. Instead, I will write a bunch of useless forum posts complaining about ugly fairies and then forget about the entire matter.
Now, despite the fact that things around here tend to go, well, how shall we say, like 40 half digested halflings emerging out the back side of a giant, diarrhea plagued otyugh into a high speed wind tunnel fan during a hurricane, I am a hopeful person. Maybe things will go okay this time.
So, yeah, sure. Fairy race. At least everyone knows how to pronounce it. I think that is a positive step in the right direction.
Now you should also know, Budda Squirrel lives in my back yard. Every morning, Budda Squirrel shows up at my back door and I give him some walnuts. Then I say, "Budda Squirrel, can you give me enlightenment?" He shakes his tail and runs away. Sometimes, he buries the nut in one of my planter boxes which is kinda annoying. I am not sure what it all means, but it must me something very mysterious and abstruse.
