Year of Elminster

Magrok

Theorycrafter
Elmo couldn't even distract Lolth even though that's the entire excuse he had for not helping me.

What exactly does he do around here? And be honest.
 

FaceDancer

Olde Wurm
He's pretty much that guy that leans on a shovel while everyone else does the work telling them how great of a job they're doing (he's such a tool).
 

ACJ97F

Well-known member
If you read some of the things Elminster has done in the past, visited Eveningstar, or actually met him, we think that banishment
to the Far Realm, after a flogging with a cat-o'nine tails soaked in lemon juice, would be a good start for having to deal with him.

Words adventurers fear, "Let me help!".
 

Solarpower

Well-known member
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Dandonk

Beater of Dead Horses
+50 bluff for all wizards.

"I did not arrive late. I arrive precisely when I meant to. And actually did the important work anyway, you just didn't see it. So, I get all the credit, hah."

Noone would normally believe that, but in Year of the Old Windbag, we will all buy it :p
 

Solarpower

Well-known member
+100% xp for piking
+100% additional xp for talking for 5 minutes or more while doing nothing and not letting the quest proceed
And why did you think Dhampir got Dominate Person SLA ?
It's exactly for this very reason ! A player use it upon the need-to-kill-to-finish-the-quest NPC and benefits from those bonuses while waiting for the effect to wear off !
😁
 
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