You couldn't stop me from buying a dragon mount that actually kills things

[Drachmor]

Like a dragonbreath ability, or it eats kobolds.

 

[dur]

Horses that trample and can die..

 

[Sophie The Cat Burglar]

Land Shark mount that eats Jeets in the Harbor.

 

[nix]

Horses that trample and can die..

yus please ... charge through wilderness, trampling everything ... sigh ... we can but dream

 

[droid327]

A-10 Warthog, just mowing down everything with its autocannon BRRRRRRR

Just because something would be cool and fun doesnt mean it would be balanced

 

[Mickeymouse]

you can primal scream for 6-8k+ from the mount, combine that with DL flight -- none of these will take you off the saddle. add one of those dragon looking mount and your pretty much riding a dragon killing stuff.

 

[Drachmor]

Land Shark mount that eats Jeets in the Harbor.

HAHA this was so uncalled for but yes.

 

[Drachmor]

you can primal scream for 6-8k+ from the mount, combine that with DL flight -- none of these will take you off the saddle. add one of those dragon looking mount and your pretty much riding a dragon killing stuff.

!!! This is good to know! I'm curious if the Warlock aura works when you're mounted, too? Could be fun to just like... run through Cerulean hills and stride past the plebians, leaving a wake of low-level orc death.

 

[Buddha5440]

Land Shark mount that eats Jeets in the Harbor.

 

[saekee]

you can primal scream for 6-8k+ from the mount, combine that with DL flight -- none of these will take you off the saddle. add one of those dragon looking mount and your pretty much riding a dragon killing stuff.

you can also use Shadar Kai chains and the feat Improved Feint to whack stuff as you pass them by. Neither dismount you.

 

[Drachmor]

you can also use Shadar Kai chains and the feat Improved Feint to whack stuff as you pass them by. Neither dismount you.

!!! You can use Shadar Kai chains?? Ok, mount combat is OFFICIALLY meta haha.

 

[cdbd3rd]

Land Shark mount that eats Jeets in the Harbor.

Bonus joy if it's wearing Malicia's outfit so we know how she *really* feels about him.


(Took me a sec to realize why that post had one angry reaction. Extra LOLz for free!! )

 

[Zavina]

yus please ... charge through wilderness, trampling everything ... sigh ... we can but dream

Able to add on barding, and turn them into heavy cavalry that mows down everything in its path.

 

[Sophie The Cat Burglar]

Bonus joy if it's wearing Malicia's outfit so we know how she *really* feels about him.

Malicia polymorphed into a land shark takes the expression 'maneater' to a whole 'nother level. Guys, if you see Malicia as a land shark I recommend running because she likes to eat dessert first.

Also, I am not riding Malicia the land shark no matter how many times she exclaims, "But darling! We'll have so much fun!"

Also, also, your wife better not find that magazine featuring Malicia the land shark wearing a corset. You'll never explain that and there aren't any dog houses on Mars.