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Drunken.dx
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"I looted his loincloth..."
I'm dead.
This is an awesome song
I'm dead.
This is an awesome song
Fleming
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All rights to Meat-Head, just sharing the lyrics...
Sippin’ at the Lobster.
Telling all my stories.
Recalling all the glories
While sippin’ at the Lobster
I was fresh off the boat and looking for work,
Gig’ed for that Baudry, Kobolds are jerks
Break all the crates he said with a smirk
Plunder from pirates? it sounded berzerk
Looking at all of these Kobolds and spiders
Come with me, grab some hard ciders
we’re going questing we’re now the insiders
for local disturbances we’re the rough riders
Sippin’ at the Lobster.
Telling all my stories.
Regaling them with glories
While sippin’ at the Lobster
Yo I met this deranged dude next to a hatch,
Two kobold bros ain’t even a match,
Best watch the oozes tho cause there’s a catch
[I slayed a batch] down paths where butchers are,
And I have found lost packs in places bizarre,
And so many sewers I-should write a memoir
Compared to my old life now’s better by far
Sippin’ at the Lobster.
Telling all my stories.
Regaling them with glories
While sippin’ at the Lobster
After the oozes repair bill was wack
but I still had to find some new goons to attack,
Caught word of a new kobold chieftain to smack,
climbed up on the big box and jumped down the back,
I’m slaying these murderous runts by the stack,
I end the chief but then hear a big crack
[As this] 13 foot Ogre stops me in my tracks
wants to detach my head carry it home in a sack
Wants to rip off my arm and eat it for a snack
but I learn to jump back and I dodge and I squat
Then I swing and I hit and I take my big shot
and I crit my sword into his liver gets caught,
I’m trying to pull the blade out while we fought
and he’s snarlin’ and cursing his eyes all bloodshot,
He finally falls at my feet in a knot
and I looted his loincloth with yellow aug slot
Sippin’ at the Lobster.
Telling boys my stories.
Regaling them with glories
While sippin’ at the Lobster
Sippin’ at the Lobster.
Telling all my stories.
Recalling all the glories
While sippin’ at the Lobster
I was fresh off the boat and looking for work,
Gig’ed for that Baudry, Kobolds are jerks
Break all the crates he said with a smirk
Plunder from pirates? it sounded berzerk
Looking at all of these Kobolds and spiders
Come with me, grab some hard ciders
we’re going questing we’re now the insiders
for local disturbances we’re the rough riders
Sippin’ at the Lobster.
Telling all my stories.
Regaling them with glories
While sippin’ at the Lobster
Yo I met this deranged dude next to a hatch,
Two kobold bros ain’t even a match,
Best watch the oozes tho cause there’s a catch
[I slayed a batch] down paths where butchers are,
And I have found lost packs in places bizarre,
And so many sewers I-should write a memoir
Compared to my old life now’s better by far
Sippin’ at the Lobster.
Telling all my stories.
Regaling them with glories
While sippin’ at the Lobster
After the oozes repair bill was wack
but I still had to find some new goons to attack,
Caught word of a new kobold chieftain to smack,
climbed up on the big box and jumped down the back,
I’m slaying these murderous runts by the stack,
I end the chief but then hear a big crack
[As this] 13 foot Ogre stops me in my tracks
wants to detach my head carry it home in a sack
Wants to rip off my arm and eat it for a snack
but I learn to jump back and I dodge and I squat
Then I swing and I hit and I take my big shot
and I crit my sword into his liver gets caught,
I’m trying to pull the blade out while we fought
and he’s snarlin’ and cursing his eyes all bloodshot,
He finally falls at my feet in a knot
and I looted his loincloth with yellow aug slot
Sippin’ at the Lobster.
Telling boys my stories.
Regaling them with glories
While sippin’ at the Lobster