Update Number 2! Im sure you know where this is leading to...

[Orchidblossomwasgutted]

I just heard from an official that to Compensate for our time, the Update which Nerfed Orchid Blossom will be Reworked! and will be Strong again!

 

[Pano]

You mean the update that fixed the bug in orchid blossom?

 

[Svirfneblin]

And monk will be un nerfed back to 2017 power levels!

Warlock too!!

 

[Sylla]

I have heard that to compensate, they will release full blown new MMO, DDO2.
And every player will receive a handwritten letter with apologies from the team.
VIP will additionaly get the letter delivered by special postman, that will sing the letter to them.

 

[Fnordian]

Rumor has it that for every hour of DDO downtime today, players will receive a complimentary virtual pet Mimic that randomly steals items from your inventory and hides them in obscure places throughout the game world. I also heard that the developers have decided to grant every player a temporary superpower - the ability to summon an army of angry chickens to aid them in battle. Just watch out for the eggs!

 

[Fnordian]

I have heard that to compensate, they will release full blown new MMO, DDO2.
And every player will receive a handwritten letter with apologies from the team.
VIP will additionaly get the letter delivered by special postman, that will sing the letter to them.

(Verse 1)
We stand before you humbled, adventurers of renown,
In the halls of Eberron, where legends oft are found.
A new horizon beckons, with DDO2's embrace,
Within its world, a letter penned, to honor our shared space.

(Chorus)
For every soul who's braved the dungeons, through trials thick and thin,
We offer up our heartfelt words, to heal where scars begin.
With DDO2's horizon, a promise to restore,
Our bond unbroken, evermore.

(Verse 2)
To each and every guildmate, a letter with our mark,
A token of our journey, through shadows deep and dark.
But for our VIPs of legend, an extra touch, it's true,
A bard to sing their praises, in melodies they knew.

(Chorus)
For every soul who's braved the dungeons, through trials thick and thin,
We offer up our heartfelt words, to heal where scars begin.
With DDO2's horizon, a promise to restore,
Our bond unbroken, evermore.

(Bridge)
So hear this song of Eberron, echoing through the years,
From the collective of Standing Stone, amidst our triumphs and our tears.
With DDO2 as testament, to the tales we've spun and sung,
Forgiveness sought, redemption found, where our journey's begun.

(Chorus)
For every soul who's braved the dungeons, through trials thick and thin,
We offer up our heartfelt words, to heal where scars begin.
With DDO2's horizon, a promise to restore,
Our bond unbroken, evermore.

 

[Falkor]

Discordians unite! from afar! like cats, with great social distancing involved. Kallisti!

 

[TavernBrawler]

I just heard from an official that to Compensate for our time, the Update which Nerfed Orchid Blossom will be Reworked! and will be Strong again!

Go home and sleep Titan. Dont get banned here as well.