Worst HC Build (or: "It seemed like a good idea at the time....")

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So I did my 3k on WIZ15/BRD3/FTR2.

Yes, I solo'd everything (reason: shame).
Yes, playing it was almost as painful as the that time I sat on a cactus with a sunburned bum.
Yes, +3% run speed. Woohoo!
No, I don't know what I was thinking.