DDO today in songs...

FVSHasBeenEvenMoreGutted

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lag: and it doesn't stop comin and it doesn't stop comin and it doesn't stop comin and it doesn't stop comin and it doesn't stop comin and it doesn't stop comin and it doesn't stop comin and it doesn't stop comin and it doesn't stop comin...
 

somenewnoob

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Sticking with the clash and lag theme.......how about Rudie can't Move!

Rubberband on my toon
Red alert in wheloon
whens it getting fixed, they say soon
Rudie can't move
 
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Memnir

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With apologies to Live and their song Lightning Crashes:

Lagging crashes
A new player dies
Their soulstone falls to the floor
The player widens their eyes
The aggravation sets in
Before the cleric can manage a rez

Lagging crashes
An old player dies
Their cranium falls to the desk
That player closes their eyes
The aggravation that repeats again
Belongs now, to the cleric down the hall
Oh, now feel it rubber-banding back again
Like a lagging player chasing the win
Forces pausing from the center of the server again
I can feel it

Lagging crashes
A vet player cries
This moment they've been waiting for
And the quest can't now complete
P*ssed and angry player, presents the ticket
And puts the ticket in to die, die

Oh, now feel it comin' back again
Lagging and stuttering chasing the mobs
Forces pullin' from the center of the servers again
I can feel it
I can feel it
 

Blunt Hackett

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Thank you Green Day for the low hanging fruit, Wake Me Up When September Ends.

U59 has come and passed
Purple Alert, pathing fast
Wake me up when the lagging ends

Like my guildies slow and fast
Mobs once there, dodge your cast
Wake me up when the lagging ends

Where's the spell I cast again?
Cool down on the hotbar
Rubber banding yet again
Marketplace bazaar

Finally my character rests
After five clicks that were lost
Wake me up when the lagging ends

Hardcore season came and passed
Misadventure won so fast
Wake me up when the lagging ends

Dragon fighting in the den
Lost 'cause data dropped again
Wake me up when the lagging ends

Where's the spell I cast again?
Cool down on the hotbar
Rubber banding yet again
Marketplace bazaar

Finally my character rests
After five clicks that were lost
Wake me up when the lagging ends

U59 has come and passed
Purple Alert, pathing fast
Wake me up when the lagging ends

Like my guildies slow and fast
Mobs once there, dodge your slash
Wake me up when the lagging ends

Wake me up when the lagging ends
Wake me up when the lagging ends
Wake me up when the lagging ends
 
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