With apologies to Live and their song Lightning Crashes:
Lagging crashes
A new player dies
Their soulstone falls to the floor
The player widens their eyes
The aggravation sets in
Before the cleric can manage a rez
Lagging crashes
An old player dies
Their cranium falls to the desk
That player closes their eyes
The aggravation that repeats again
Belongs now, to the cleric down the hall
Oh, now feel it rubber-banding back again
Like a lagging player chasing the win
Forces pausing from the center of the server again
I can feel it
Lagging crashes
A vet player cries
This moment they've been waiting for
And the quest can't now complete
P*ssed and angry player, presents the ticket
And puts the ticket in to die, die
Oh, now feel it comin' back again
Lagging and stuttering chasing the mobs
Forces pullin' from the center of the servers again
I can feel it
I can feel it