A half orc wizard and a human wizard went to the Rusty Nail tavern after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the half orc bet the human $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the half orc gave the human $50.
The human said, "I can't take this, you're my friend.
But the half orc insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet."
Then the human said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The half orc wizard replied "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"