The Best D&D Jokes Thread... Make me laugh, I dares ya!
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somenewnoob
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How many developers does it take to fix lag?
None, all the lag is the players fault.
None, all the lag is the players fault.
Jack Jarvis Esquire
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Bank of Kundarak is giving away free platinum to any customer who can outrun their security guards...
LeslieWest_GuitarGod
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Ok THAT is a classic, full stop
LeslieWest_GuitarGod
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Bard Daddy: "I haven’t seen Momma Bard since that Wizard cast Invisibility on her in our last battle, son. "
Bard Child: "Waaaah"
Bard Daddy: [hiding a stack of invisibility scrolls from sight] "Yeah -- she’s miss-signin’ action."
Bard Child: "Waaaah"
Bard Daddy: [hiding a stack of invisibility scrolls from sight] "Yeah -- she’s miss-signin’ action."
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ChickenMobile
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What happens when Vecna looks your way?
You go to the ICU.
You go to the ICU.
Jack Jarvis Esquire
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Eye, eye, that's handy...
LeslieWest_GuitarGod
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Merely!
LeslieWest_GuitarGod
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Why did the bard refuse to play in Delera's Graveyard?
Because he didn’t want to raise any deadbeats!
(with all due respect to the Master of the Game - Gary G. HE we would resurrect if we could!)
Because he didn’t want to raise any deadbeats!
(with all due respect to the Master of the Game - Gary G. HE we would resurrect if we could!)
Col Kurtz
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Buddha5440
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I think you mean California, not Kundarak. Wait...my mistake...they wouldn't charge them even if they caught them.
...waiting for someone to call this 'Political' and get it deleted.
LeslieWest_GuitarGod
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The_Apocalypse
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Why are D&D character backgrounds always so tragic?
Because content happy people don't feel the need to go out and hunt dragons.
Because content happy people don't feel the need to go out and hunt dragons.
cdbd3rd
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Oh, man. What a sad commentary on generations of us sitting around tables all around the world doing exactly that.
Jack Jarvis Esquire
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Wizard goes into a bar.
A barb walks in. Massive GAxe over his shoulder and two stunning chicks on his arm. Barb looks at least in his mid 80s.
The wizard leans over to the barkeep and asks, "How does an old guy like that manage to attract such beauties?"
Barkeep replies "See that axe? Makes him the oldest swinger in town..."
"...Now, drink your potion of overnerf like a good caster"
(Satirical too!
)
A barb walks in. Massive GAxe over his shoulder and two stunning chicks on his arm. Barb looks at least in his mid 80s.
The wizard leans over to the barkeep and asks, "How does an old guy like that manage to attract such beauties?"
Barkeep replies "See that axe? Makes him the oldest swinger in town..."
"...Now, drink your potion of overnerf like a good caster"
(Satirical too!
)
The_Apocalypse
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Chaotic neutral barbarian: "I killed the villain"
Lawful good paladin: "You destroyed the village and killed 500 people..."
Chaotic neutral barbarian: "You're welcome"
Lawful good paladin: "You destroyed the village and killed 500 people..."
Chaotic neutral barbarian: "You're welcome"
Livmo
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Barbarian approved!
